Jose Canseco is the Sane One
If nothing else, Lenny Dykstra does interesting things. He also says interesting things. In this instance interesting in a euphemism for bat shit insane. Remember when I wrote that post about Lenny…Read More
Lenny Dykstra is Going to Box Jose Canseco
There has been a precipitous decline in the amount of Lenny Dykstra shirtsies in Philadelphia. The former center fielder has had a bit of bad luck as of late, but punching Jose Canseco in the face is…Read More
Lenny Dykstra Completes Comeback Story of the Decade
“When a man loses everything, he is capable of anything.” That sounds like the movie poster for The Punisher, and I’m almost positive that it actually was. And if it wasn’t, then…Read More
Somebody Finally Arrested Lenny Dykstra
Once upon a time, Lenny Dykstra was a cool guy. He had a fun nickname. He ran around everywhere. He wore hip hats for appearances on David Letterman. He was “…always on base, always stirring…Read More
Lenny Dykstra Has Some Thoughts on Charlie Sheen, Obviously
Charlie Sheen went crazy, and I didn’t care. But when that craziness reached out and tickled Lenny Dykstra… well, now that’s something I want to talk about. Sheen gave his now infamous…Read More
Moneyballs Deep: The Last Baseball Blogger to Learn Sabermetrics, Pt.3
So I’m assuming reading “Moneyball” by Michael Lewis will open my eyes to Sabermetrics…Read More
An Eagles-Phillies Comparison from Bureaucratist
Here’s another gem from Bureaucratist, whose tales of debauchery and woe inspire us all. I do…Read More
Merry Christmas, Somebody Stop Lenny Dykstra
Here, the streets aren’t bombarded by the insidious roar of winter’s bullshit. The soothing…Read More
That Awful Lenny Dykstra Saga Just Keeps Going
Some things just go together, like Ben Roethlisberger and any woman he wants, or Danys Baez and earned…Read More



