Lenny Dykstra

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Jose Canseco is the Sane One

If nothing else, Lenny Dykstra does interesting things.  He also says interesting things.  In this instance interesting in a euphemism for bat shit insane.  Remember when I wrote that post about Lenny…Read More

Lenny Dykstra is Going to Box Jose Canseco

There has been a precipitous decline in the amount of Lenny Dykstra shirtsies in Philadelphia.  The former center fielder has had a bit of bad luck as of late, but punching Jose Canseco in the face is…Read More

Lenny Dykstra Completes Comeback Story of the Decade

“When a man loses everything, he is capable of anything.” That sounds like the movie poster for The Punisher, and I’m almost positive that it actually was.  And if it wasn’t, then…Read More

Somebody Finally Arrested Lenny Dykstra

Once upon a time, Lenny Dykstra was a cool guy. He had a fun nickname.  He ran around everywhere.  He wore hip hats for appearances on David Letterman.  He was “…always on base, always stirring…Read More

Lenny Dykstra Has Some Thoughts on Charlie Sheen, Obviously

Charlie Sheen went crazy, and I didn’t care.  But when that craziness reached out and tickled Lenny Dykstra… well, now that’s something I want to talk about. Sheen gave his now infamous…Read More

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Moneyballs Deep: The Last Baseball Blogger to Learn Sabermetrics, Pt.3

So I’m assuming reading “Moneyball” by Michael Lewis will open my eyes to Sabermetrics…Read More

An Eagles-Phillies Comparison from Bureaucratist

Here’s another gem from Bureaucratist, whose tales of debauchery and woe inspire us all.  I do…Read More

Merry Christmas, Somebody Stop Lenny Dykstra

Here, the streets aren’t bombarded by the insidious roar of winter’s bullshit.  The soothing…Read More

That Awful Lenny Dykstra Saga Just Keeps Going

Some things just go together, like Ben Roethlisberger and any woman he wants, or Danys Baez and earned…Read More