Pete Orr’s Canadian Heritage Not Enough to Keep him on Phillies
Do you like Pete Orr? You probably do. He’s one of the few unhateable people walking the earth. But this is offseason baseball, when we don’t have a keen slide or a quirky smile to distract…Read More
IronPigs Make Bacon Much Harder to Bring Home
Tied 1-1 in a best of three series, Ryne Sandberg put the hopes of the ‘Pigs in the hands of Dave Bush. He gave up two runs in five innings of doing stuff, which would have been fine, had…Read More
Ruben Amaro Jumps to Defend Dom Brown from All You Awful People
As we all are painfully aware, the best place to find introspective Phillies analysis is the comment section on philly.com. Real sports fans concentrate so hard on what’s best for their team, they…Read More
Phillies Fans Stare Expectantly at Dom Brown, Tap Watches
He wasn’t a legend immediately upon reaching the Major Leagues. He wasn’t a legend in the 2010 playoffs run. He wasn’t a legend for most of 2011. I’m beginning to wonder if…Read More
Ruben Amaro Clearly Sniffing Around Trash Pile; Signs Dave Bush
Ruben Amaro never forgets an enemy, though whether to dispatch of them silently in the night or embrace them as a friend for their skill seems to be a decision he makes without consulting anyone and at…Read More
Who is Freddy Galvis and What is He Doing in Lehigh Valley
Who is Freddy Galvis again? Don’t be stupid. Freddy is frequently brought up in conversation…Read More
Phillies to Acquire Some Sort of Pain Free Placido Polanco
Hunter Pence to the Phillies for Jarred Cosart, Jonathan Singleton, and somebody else! Hunter Pence to…Read More
Phillies Call Up Sort of Okay Pitching “Prospect”
In an effort to prove we can call up minor league player whenever we want to, the Phillies are bringing…Read More
Phanatic’s Shenangians Result in Children’s Laughter, Hospital Visit
When the Phillies are out of town, you probably assumed, as I did , that the Phanatic finds a local…Read More
Justin De Fratus Kicks Enough Ass to Receive Ass-Kicking Promotion
Late last night, when all of the Phillies were fast asleep or having their reputation soiled by vicious…Read More
Everyone in Phillies Farm System Destined for Hall of Fame
“…once they get to the show, all it takes is a great day for them to be remembered.” –Brad…Read More
Hundreds Jump at the Chance to Work with ‘Pigs
The economy! As a child, I thought it was a sandwich. Eventually, it became the name of the class…Read More
Ironpigs Stadium Literally Wins “Best Place Ever”
You know, I’ve never heard of Gameops.com but because they are willing to award us with a first…Read More







