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Media Makes Mockery of IronPigs’ Urine-Based Video Games on Toilet
The Lehigh Valley IronPigs unveiled a new ballpark novelty today, in which bathroom urinals will be attached to video games controlled by the usage of the toilet. Naturally, instead of wondering at the…Read More
Phillies to Pit Two Minor League Affiliates Against Each Other, Laugh
The Phillies’ minor league affiliates have had offseasons of their own. Bending to the will of the mother ship, they are forced to shuffle and realign to suit the Phillies’ needs, seeing beloved…Read More
Two Veterans Prepare for IronPigs Roster Spot Battle No One Will Be Aware Of
[EDITOR'S NOTE: Yeah I don't know either.] Welcome to Lehigh Valley. A frozen pocket in the shadows of Appalachia, the region is gifted with seclusion. Here, they were somehow immune to the 2006 housing…Read More
IronPigs Presume Your Loved One Desires Roses, Enormous Pork Slab with a Face
There’s no way you’re gonna screw up Valentine’s Day this year. There are some who argue Valentine’s Day exists merely as a bridge to the barren, joyless gap of midwinter melodrama;…Read More
Local Children Still Interested in Baseball Despite Phillies
How do you keep children interested in things? Obviously, when we are kids, the world is a flashy, abrupt place filled with dinosaurs and LEGO. Any kid is going to have a hard time staying focused.…Read More
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Phillies Minor League Affiliates to Increase Capacity for Seating, Cartoon Anthropomorphic Things Racing
The Reading Phillies have had a big year. First, they were the incubation chamber where Darin Ruf was…Read More
Lehigh Valley IronPigs: Dave Brundage Becomes the New Manager
After, the promotion of Ryne Sandberg to the Phillies bench from being manager of their Triple A affiliate…Read More
Heir Apparent Sought to Replace Phillies Manager Heir Apparent Ryne Sandbeg in Lehigh Valley
Phillies willing to narrow candidates down to ex-Royals players and coaches, for some reason I think…Read More
IronPigs Nominated for ‘Best Reaction to Popped-Up Bunt of the Year’ Award
Competing with ridiculous Mike Trout thing for top spot It’s hard enough to remember players and…Read More
IronPigs Celebrate End of Season, Suggest You Finally Get Some Exercise
The Lehigh Valley IronPigs spent too much time jockeying around the .500 mark to make a dent in the…Read More
Phillies and IronPigs Renew Commitment to Adorable Love Story
“We have no intention of ever looking anywhere else. It’s a great marriage, and when you…Read More
Search for Dave Bush’s Replacement is Finally Over
Dave Bush is an SK Wyvern now, and we need to move on. The Phillies are prepared to, and proved it…Read More
Ironpigs’ FeRROUS Advances in High Intensity Mascot Contest
A bright spot shines through the murkiness of current Phillies news. Half the infield and the ace starter…Read More
Lehigh Valley Ironpigs Top List of Best Triple-A Ballparks, Get Ryne Sandberg to Commit
Stadium Journey has been to every stadium in the country–every backwoods dirt field littered with…Read More
IronPigs Hogtie Couple More of These Here Minor Leaguers
“The minor leagues?!” says you. ”What are those?! I don’t care!!” What…Read More
Charlie Manuel and Ryne Sandberg Schedule Cool-Sounding Hang Out
If you ever wanted to hang out with Charlie Manuel and Ryne Sandberg, maybe dish on some baseball or…Read More
Phillies Farm System Ready to Move on from Offseason Coach Trauma
After several weeks in therapy, the Phillies have finally begun the emotional process of collecting their…Read More
Lehigh Valley Ironpigs Ask You to Prepare to be Hospitalized
Coca-Cola Park is the House of Leaves of stadiums, in that its shape is constantly shifting, morphing,…Read More
Theo Epstein Moves Forward with Sinister Coachnapping Plan
Hey, look how young and hip and self-aware and gracious Theo Epstein is. While you were gushing over…Read More
IronPigs Get Oinked Out of Series Sweep
The Phillies may have clinched playoff berth, but they’re not the only ones finding out what…Read More
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