Well, these kids are putting their toys together wrong, or they’re not using them to the full extent of their awesomeness.  You don’t want them keeping up this humiliating facade of a play date, so you go over there, politely wrench the toy from their arms, and show them how to correctly get the most out of it.

Then their mom comes back with the cops and its all like “Sir, get out of the sandbox,” and all you were doing was trying to help.

Anyways, that’s like baseball’s Rule 5 Draft.

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