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With 600 Home Runs, Thome Now Worthy of Being a Phillie Again

Justin Klugh — Mon, 22 Aug 2011 17:00:40 +0000

Some buzz is starting to be heard that the Phillies could make a play for none other than Jim Thome, who recently hit his 600th home run.

–This Seattle Times article about Jim Thome that has a picture of Lyle Overbay attached to it.

Well it’s about time we had some wild fantasy to bury our heads in. With the horrific trauma of the past weekend behind us, we can now focus on delusional waiver deadline deals to distract ourselves from the maiming of Jimmy Rollins and all the other meaningless crap in our lives, like work and kids. It is time now to turn our attention to the things that matter, like Jim Thome once again wearing a Phillies jersey or staring out our office windows, dreaming of getting in the car and abandoning our kids forever. (more…)

Brian Fuentes Officially Prettiest Girl at the Off Season Dance

Justin Klugh — Thu, 30 Dec 2010 04:20:53 +0000

Here’s the list of teams being floated around that want to blow Brian Fuentes’ kisses:

Red Sox, Blue Jays, Rays, Rockies, Mariners, Twins, Pirates, Phillies, Brewers, Yankees and Mets.

Hey, look! That bold section! That’s us! Looks like we’re not going to wire the bullpen to explode every time Charlie Manuel points at it like I keep suggesting. (more…)

It is Dennys Reyes’ Turn to Get Phillies’ Promiscuous Interest

Justin Klugh — Fri, 26 Nov 2010 20:11:55 +0000

Just like you, the Phillies are using Black Friday to show interest in things. But instead of that set of 350 Cincinnati Bengal tube socks for $4.75, the Phils are holding a brand new lefty reliever in their hands, wandering if they can truly rationalize bringing another one home, despite having a very strict list to follow from the wife.

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