That Balls Outta Here » lancaster http://thatballsouttahere.com A Philadelphia Phillies Fan Site - News, Blogs, Opinion and More Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:38:22 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.1 Phanatic to Continue Making Appearances Despite Baseball in Neck http://thatballsouttahere.com/2011/06/24/phanatic-to-continue-making-appearances-despite-baseball-in-neck/ http://thatballsouttahere.com/2011/06/24/phanatic-to-continue-making-appearances-despite-baseball-in-neck/#comments Fri, 24 Jun 2011 12:36:32 +0000 Justin Klugh http://thatballsouttahere.com/?p=5929 After this week’s events, in which the Phanatic was brained by a foul ball and rushed to the hospital, many assumed he would be assigned a cushy desk job to live out the remainder of his career in safety; silently resenting the mascots that still got to walk a beat and taking his frustrations home with him every night until his wife wordlessly packs up and leaves.

That’s not the kind of life he wants to lead, it seems, as he seems to be headed for a whole bunch of public appearances, including one on July 2 in Lititz.

Phanatic doesn’t have a wife, does he.  Just his mom.  And a wardrobe stuffed with Lady Gaga outfits and the corpses of “Philadelphia Phil” and “Philadelphia Phyllis.” (more…)

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