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BlueClaws Invite High Schoolers to Potential Best Day of Lives, or Just Normal Afternoon
Really depends on skill level of teenagers in question What were your priorities in high school? If you said “frozen pizza and beating all the Mega Man games consecutively,” then congratulations,…Read More
Lakewood BlueClaws Announce Parade of Enthusiastic Costumed Gentlemen
All we baseball fans really want to do is laugh and clap our hands. Many claim it’s about the beauty and respect of the game itself, admiration for the players, or all the of cliche subtleties…Read More
Phillies Farm System Ready to Move on from Offseason Coach Trauma
After several weeks in therapy, the Phillies have finally begun the emotional process of collecting their pride and newfound abandonment issues and moving on. Mark Parent is gone; he made his choice.…Read More
BlueClaws Continue Kindness to Jersey Shore for Some Reason
Oh, those crazy BlueClaws. When will they give up on the Jersey Shore like the rest of us? The answer is never. The Lakewood BlueClaws are a freight train of charitable causes, barreling from one end…Read More
Lakewood BlueClaws Praised for Small Repairs to Image of Jersey Shore
The Jersey Shore was a pretty offensive image all on its own, even before the TV show that’s so bad its almost cliche to make a joke about it and the Always Sunny episode that featured two homeless…Read More
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Shane Victorino to Fix Stupid Road Trip That Isn’t Going Perfectly
Because we just lost a series to the Nationals, its time to do what is best after a debilitating loss,…Read More
Jesse Biddle Celebrates End of 16-Inning Game by Pitching
A little less than 2,000 people were missing from the stands of First Energy Park; otherwise they would…Read More
Justin De Fratus Will Fork Your Day Up
Say hello to Phillies pitching prospect Justin De Fratus. Friend him on Facebook. Extend the same…Read More
Minor Issues: Needless Suffering
LEHIGH VALLEY IRONPIGS (45-70) Ah, Lehigh Valley. The abdominal strain rehab capital of the world.…Read More
Minor Issues: BlueClaws Beat Teams with Dumb Names
LEHIGH VALLEY IRONPIGS (44-65) If you’re turning to the minors to seek mercy from the onslaught…Read More
Minor Issues: Blood, Dogs, and the “Unstoppable” Crosscutters
LEHIGH VALLEY IRONPIGS (43-58) “Human growth hormone is another performance-enhancing drug so it’s…Read More
Minor Issues: You Win Some, You Lose… Many More
Say hello to edition #1 of Minor Issues, where TBOH takes a peak under the blanket at just what exactly…Read More
B.J. Rosenberg Going to Clearwater Now That Its Cool
There was a kid in my fifth grade class who wasn’t there when we came back for sixth grade. No,…Read More
Jacked Out of His Mind: The Tale of Tuffy Gosewisch
I’ve been picking the names of the 13 non-roster invitees to the Phillies training camp pretty much at…Read More
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