That Balls Outta Here » Kyle Kendrick sucks

Mike Pelfrey Outsucked by Kyle Kendrick

Thu, 25 Aug 2011 03:08:26 +0000

Up until today, the starting rotation of the Philadelphia Phillies had given up one run in this series. Kyle Kendrick gave up four runs in the first inning. (more…)

Amazingly, Blanton Pitches Well in Extra Inning Loss

Tue, 19 Apr 2011 15:49:02 +0000

Hey everyone! Joe Blanton ate some innings today instead of (insert fat joke here)! Exclamation points are being added at the end of these quotations for emphasis, I mean, Joe had an ERA over 10 coming into tonight’s game and managed to put in some serious work for seven innings, so extra emphasis is certainly required. Let’s break the fourth wall here today on That Ball’s Outta Here. If Joe Blanton threw seven innings of two run ball, you would assume the Phillies would win the game? Okay, you are correct audience. After Joe’s shittastic start to the season, it would seem that the aforementioned stat line would all but guarantee a Phillies win. Not so tonight as Blanton was bested by the Milwaukee Brewers Shawn Marcum. (more…)

Kyle Kendrick Loses Pitcher’s Duel Really, Really Quick

Justin Klugh — Sun, 22 Aug 2010 16:55:59 +0000

“Holy crap, Ryan Howard’s back,” I said to the guy next to me at the bar.

He looked at me like I had just put my hand on his thigh, nodded, confused at my obliviousness, and pinned a “Most Out of Touch Phillies Blogger” badge to my shirt.

I have a lot on my plate now that I'm head of the terrorist-stabbing board.

I looked around. Everyone was staring at me, positive I was joking. The bartender toweled a glass sinisterly, giving me the stink eye. Clearly, the news had been out in the open for some time, or at least a few minutes. Whatever it was, it was enough time for everyone else to find out while I was pretending to peruse a beer list, and the bartender and I both pretended we didn’t know I was just going to order a pitcher of the cheapest swill on tap.

“Well… that’ll certainly help,” I muttered into my drink.

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