That Balls Outta Here » jwerthsbeard http://thatballsouttahere.com A Philadelphia Phillies Fan Site - News, Blogs, Opinion and More Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:38:22 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.1 Game Day Six-Pack: “NO TOUCHING!!!” http://thatballsouttahere.com/2012/05/05/game-day-six-pack-no-touching/ http://thatballsouttahere.com/2012/05/05/game-day-six-pack-no-touching/#comments Sat, 05 May 2012 14:19:48 +0000 Justin Klugh http://thatballsouttahere.com/?p=9085 Hey, guys!  As the Phils infiltrate Nationals Park, there is a lot of negative energy floating around–they don’t want us to show up, they think it’s their year, we’re sucking, everybody’s mad at Charlie, or the bullpen, or I’m not sure I haven’t checked the Rage Schedule this morning.  Anyways, let’s remember that it’s just a game and that Phils-Nats may just be the next great MLB rivalry.  In the spirit of good fun, I’ve interviewed Jayson Werth’s Beard and hopefully can extend the laughs to you!

Jake Roth-US PRESSWIRE

UPDATE: Friday night, 11:15 pm:  CHARLIE SUCKS WHERE WAS PAPELBON WE NEED OFFENSE TRADE BLANTON AND MAYBERRY FOR JUSTIN UPTON THROW FLAMING GARBAGE AT STEPHEN STRASBURG THE PRESIDENT BRIBED THE UMPIRES WITH BARFING PROSTITUTES BLOG BLOG BLOG BLOG

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]]> http://thatballsouttahere.com/2012/05/05/game-day-six-pack-no-touching/feed/ 0 And Now a Message from a Talking Beard http://thatballsouttahere.com/2011/05/03/and-now-a-message-from-a-talking-beard/ http://thatballsouttahere.com/2011/05/03/and-now-a-message-from-a-talking-beard/#comments Tue, 03 May 2011 17:41:06 +0000 Justin Klugh http://thatballsouttahere.com/?p=5309 There’s been way, way too much debate over what our reactions to Jayson Werth in Philadelphia should be.  Why not just ask the beard himself, @JWerthsBeard? It’s a far more reliable source, and it won’t just up and leave you in the dust for tons of money (LOL Housenick’d).

Why, hello there!  Jayson Werth’s beard aka @JWerthsBeard here.  Long time, no see!

What a wild and strange journey it has been. Upon arriving in Clearwater in February of 2010, very few of you could have ever imagined that I would go on to become the richest beard of all time in Major League Baseball. (more…)

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