Jon Jay is Newest Guy Phillies Aren’t Not Pursuing

Justin Klugh — Fri, 18 Mar 2011 13:18:05 +0000

With all of the success we’ve had acquiring people, Ruben has turned us into sickening junkies, always elbowing our way into trade talks where we don’t belong. This is part of the reason we made the Michael Young thing so irritating for him: Imagine being followed around by 30 people who can speak only in the form of a question. And the people never have to sleep or eat or care about anything else.

So Ruben’s tossing us a bone in the form of a rumor about Cardinals outfielder Jon Jay who, at 25, is young enough to still have some formative years left for the crippled, elderly Phillies to harvest and absorb like ravenous crypt keepers.

I know what you’re thinking. ”The outfield? But why the outfield? The outfield is perfect. And furthermore, who drew all these shrieking skulls on my NCAA bracket?” (more…)

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Jon Jay is Newest Guy Phillies Aren’t Not Pursuing