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Phillies Game to Still be Played Despite Earthquake Jokes
After several hours of deliberation, the Phillies decided that tonight’s game against the New York Mets will be played, even though it comes within the same day as a 5.8 earthquake and the satirical observations…Read More
Top 5 Victims of 2010 Phillies Baseball
When I was 14, I was riding my bike home when I came across a cat struggling for life in the weeds. He looked healthy enough that he could have carried on for decades had his torso not been pulverized…Read More
Competent Phillies Ruin So Many Jokes About Incompetence
All right, I jerked off Roy Oswalt just plenty earlier today, so there’s no reason to sit here and rehash that shameful display. You know the score. And I want to get back to terrorizing the…Read More
Jose Contreras Forgets, Remembers How To Pitch in Relief
In the 8th inning and a lead of three runs or less, it is a familiar sight to have the bullpen gate squeak open, and, amidst a sea of loyal cheers and one of the four classic rock songs WMMR will play,…Read More
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