Latest Updates
0
Roy Halladay Doing Just Fine; Sends his Love
Roy Halladay’s healing process has begun. Unfortunately, unlike his training regimen, it’s not as simple as strapping your family to your back and running an endless series of stairs. It…Read More
John Lannan Downplays Seriousness of Injury; Out Six to Eight Weeks
John Lannan waved off the “tendinitis” in his knee. “I’ve had it before. I did everything in between starts to prepare for today. It was feeling really good.” –John…Read More
Dom Brown and John Lannan Both Claimed as Sacrifices to Furious Baseball Gods
Nobody was willing to admit what happened to Dom Brown and John Lannan on Tuesday night was a major problem. And when is “denial” not a sign of great things to come?! The Phillies were in…Read More
Phillies Suck, Lose by Nine Runs
It was like Opening Day, but with half the Phillies runs, and also injuries. I have trouble adopting a voice for some of these recaps. Like, am I explaining what happened to people who watched it? Or…Read More
Phillies Gameday: Lets Play Two
Thanks to mother nature, the Phillies will play two games tonight (sort of). If your interested in how this impromptu double-header will play out my man Justin Klugh has all your answers. We know for certain…Read More
And more..
John Lannan Blasted by Blue Jays, Wind in Horrendous Spring Training Finale
It was a quiet afternoon in Dunedin, thanks to the stifling bullshit of Blue Jays’ ace Josh Johnson,…Read More
Phillies Gloriously Populate Bottom Rungs of Top 500 MLB Players List
Despite Domonic Brown’s much-noticed springtime warzone, predictions of his breakout year, and…Read More
Kyle Kendrick and John Lannan Asked to Please Just be Normal, Fine Pitchers this Year
As we continue our 2013 Forced Optimism tour of the Phillies, we now turn to the back of the rotation,…Read More
Comeback Squelched as Rays Pound the Life Out of Phillies Bullpen, 15-7
I was thinking the other day how John Lannan’s name is a combination of “bland,” “vanilla”…Read More
Phillies’ Starting Five Still Near the Top
When the Phillies signed righty John Lannan to a one-year contract worth $2.5 million on December 18th,…Read More
John Lannan Reflects on First Taste of Phillies’ Blood
This year, the Phillies put aside the unbridled sense of joy and confusing sense of lust that comes with…Read More
Amaro Decides Enough is Enough, Signs Adams and Lannan On A Busy Saturday
Ruben Amaro Jr., apparently weary of the continual inaction by Phillies GM Ruben Amaro Jr., signed…Read More
Oswalt Shuts Down Nationals
It is really easy to forget how good Roy Oswalt is at throwing a baseball. Robbed of his velocity…Read More
The Phillies Just Scored Seven Unearned Runs
I was shocked that John Lannan was shown in the visitor’s dugout getting all mad and throwing…Read More
Laynce Nix? Really?
Let’s deal in hypotheticals here. If I were to tell you yesterday, that the deciding game in…Read More
Wow, John Lannan is Not Very Good Against the Phillies
The only thing that John Lannan seems to do effectively is hit players on the Phillies in the arm/hand.…Read More
Halladay Tosses Complete Game in Phillies 3-2 Win
Roy Halladay has thrown 58 complete games in his career. After tonight, that number climbs to 59. If…Read More
All Philly Sports
Atlanta Braves
Miami Marlins
New York Mets
Philadelphia Phillies
Philadelphia Eagles
Philadelphia Flyers
Philadelphia 76ers
Washington Nationals