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Phillies Sweep Reds With 6-4 Victory

Fri, 02 Sep 2011 03:07:36 +0000

I usually attempt (mostly unsuccessfully) to come up with something witty to say at the beginning of these recaps. If I fail, Justin denies me my weekly food ration and I have to kill and eat vermin in an attempt to stave off starvation. (more…)

Carlos Ruiz is Your 17th Runner-up for NL MVP

Justin Klugh — Tue, 23 Nov 2010 06:36:10 +0000

16 places ahead of Chooch was Cincinnati Red and Etobicokean Joey Votto, who apparently did some things of merit in the National League this season. (more…)

Finally, Your Stupid 2010 TBOH NLDS Preview

Justin Klugh — Tue, 05 Oct 2010 18:13:15 +0000

The playoffs require those of us who may be distracted by video games or birds that make weird noises (It was like a “Ha-flonnnk“) to cast out our demon thoughts and provide much more observant, thoughtful analysts. Here, I’ve compiled some notions for all of us to enjoy as a pre-NLDS appetizer. Feast your eyes upon the collective work of my last 20 minutes or so.

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