Wow!  So nice to have four aces on one pitching staff.  And to have that fifth spot there!  I mean, whoever fills that role will be undoubtedly influenced by some of the best pitchers in the game!  Its like finishing a paint-by-numbers sailboat while Michaelangelo is stepping off the ladder in the Sistine Chapel.

Where does all this money come from, is what I’m wondering, though!  There are so many great players on this team, how cant they afford to…to….

**Accidentally catches sight of MLB Fanhouse article on nearby computer screen; reads furiously** (more…)