Kendrick Not at Fault: Nats Win 4-3 in Extras
This may be the only time in the entire pantheon of baseball that people watching the game actually missed that fat turd Joe West. He missed today’s game between the Phillies and Nationals because…Read More
Formal Protest of that Thing You Already Forgot About is Coming Along
“We’re just trying to do what we think is right, and we’ll deal with the consequences after that.” –Ruben Amaro Consequences. Ruben Amaro doesn’t worry about them.…Read More
Joe West Probably Sets Career Milestone for Pissing Everybody Off
The Rules! Sometimes, they’re followed. Unless you’re a cool kid. Then you know the only way to impress people is to break the rules as often and brazenly as possible. For that reason,…Read More
Fans Blame Kendrick, Umpires for Awesome Phillies Victory
Today, we open with some words from Philadelphia District Attorney Seth Williams. “And right now, there’s no certainty of punishment. People just know that they’ll get away with things,…Read More




