Jimmy Rollins hit the first pitch that Joe Saunders threw over the left field fence for the 37th time in his career.  Impressive, but not quite as noteworthy as the guy who actually bought a Wheels shirtsy.  Really?  Someone actually paid money for this product.  I feel like this is the seed for the aneurysm that will eventually kill me. (more…)

On a night when Ryan and Jayson Werth combined forces for an 0-for-10 exravaganza–featuring 5 strikeouts total!–you’d think the mojo would be on the other side.  Fortunately, we were playing the Diamondbacks, a team who’s mojo has scurried up a tree and died.

Take that Joe Saunders, you incredibly nice man, you.

"... but I'd have to say the best part of catching for Joe Saunders is the hug breaks."

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