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Rollins Leads Phils to 7-1 Victory
The 2011 Philadelphia Phillies have tied the franchise record for victories with 101. In the process Charlie Manuel has tied Gene Mauch for the most managerial victories in team history. Let’s…Read More
Halladay Halts Skid as Phillies Pound Pelfrey
Charlie Manuel is really pissed. I know what I’m talking about. I’ve been in the game for 50 years. I know exactly what I’m talking about. I preach about it every day. People hear it,…Read More
Everybody Look at Freddy Galvis and Respect Him
You may have noticed that our “Afterberth: IronPigs Edition” series quickly ended without so much as a whimper. That is because the unthinkable happened and Lehigh Valley was completely eliminated…Read More
Vintage Oswalt Pitches Phillies to Fifth Straight Division Title
I get really excited every time that Roy Oswalt looks like Roy Oswalt. Fastball velocity, check. Change-up command, check. Swings and misses on his fastball, check. If tonight is any indication,…Read More
Chase Utley Receives Head Trauma; Haunted by Visions of Creepy Girl
Chase Utley was in the middle of one of those at bats we like to see him have last night when Eric O’Flaherty nailed him in the back of a head with a pitch. After continuing to play, Chase was…Read More
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No One Notices All Phillies Injuries Because of How Awesome Phillies Are
For everybody whose written the words “The Phillies aren’t a World Series lock!!!”…Read More
And Don’t Forget the Part Where Jimmy Rollins Left with an Injury
Just in case you were starting to get over the bullshit witchcraft that was ninth-inning Washington Nationals…Read More
Late Rally Bites Snakes
Jimmy Rollins hit the first pitch that Joe Saunders threw over the left field fence for the 37th time…Read More
Who is Freddy Galvis and What is He Doing in Lehigh Valley
Who is Freddy Galvis again? Don’t be stupid. Freddy is frequently brought up in conversation…Read More
Don’t Think Charlie Manuel Doesn’t See You Over There
“I don’t know why you think I can’t see you,” Charlie Manuel recently reported…Read More
Jimmy Rollins Mentioned in Same Breath as Steve Jeltz
A big chunk of the United States is suffering through a horrific heatwave making going out to get the…Read More
Red Bull Invites You to Watch Jimmy Rollins “Crank It” Today
After this, who knows what other hip, young beverages will be slapping on the Jimmy Rollins Label (TM) …Read More
Offense Does Enough to Not Ruin Doc’s Complete Game Gem
Roy Halladay threw another complete game today. There are no smiles. There was plenty of Roy glaring…Read More
Jimmy Rollins Refuses to Provide Us Every F*cking Injury Detail We Want
Wilson Valdez celebrated his return to the Phillies lineup yesterday in place of “injured”…Read More
Jimmy Rollins Picks Mavericks, Says “…dare to believe”
And why shouldn’t the Phillies and Heat be interlinked? As Phil Sheridan points out, the two…Read More
Everyone’s Father in Law Should Be Very Afraid
This was a sloppy baseball game. The teams combined to commit five errors with another missed play…Read More
Orr, Rollins Actually Hit Ball in Phils Comeback Win
The Marlins are in second place in the national league east and have a good, up and coming team. If…Read More
Bats Back Hamels in Phils Victory
The start after a pitcher throws a bunch of pitches is always a little concerning. In his last start,…Read More
Mets Hammer Hamels, Top Phils 7-1
The law of averages would dictate that one of Phillies vaunted rotation would get banged around a little…Read More
Jimmy Rollins and I are Pretty Much the Same Person
I was answering interview questions in an email this morning, and saying every word of my responses out…Read More
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