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Jimmy Rollins’ Lack of Hustle Ruins Phillies 2012 Playoff Chances
What would this season be if it didn’t include some manic, childish finger-pointing? Well, we’ve already had some of that. A lot, actually. So…hmm. Well, we’ve got to do something…Read More
Capitol J-Roll: Rollins Leads IronPigs to Phillies Win
You look in the Phillies dugout during a congratulatory post-home run high five train and you ask yourself, “Who the hell are all these people?” Or maybe that’s what you say when you…Read More
F*ck Yeah, Jimmy: Phils Humiliate Nationals 8-0 in Wake of Trades
Saddest tweet of the night goes to @teenagesleuth. Something’s wrong with my gamecast. There’s a tall black guy out there where a little Hawaiian guy is supposed to be. — kara vallow (@teenagesleuth)…Read More
Philadelphia 7-6ers: Phils Complete Sweep of Terrible Brewers Bullpen, 7-6
Boy, I hope you like the Phillies. The way they’ve played this series has been utterly ridiculous, from the many mistakes, to the many clutch hits, to the many comeback, 7-6 wins. Today, though,…Read More
Dodgers Employing Trade Rumor Mindgames That are Really Just Inappropriate
So there we all are, sitting around, wondering if $120 million is enough money to keep Cole Hamels, secure a tiny bit of the future, and avoid losing every shred of hope and dignity over the next few years.…Read More
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Paging Jimmy Rollins
The reality of the 2012 Phillies is finally sinking in, if it hasn’t already. This team isn’t…Read More
Jimmy Rollins Confirms Worst Fears of the Cynical and Depressed
The Phillies recently got together for”Team Movie Night,” an evening reserved for frivolity…Read More
Phillies Health Insurance Policy: Part I
The aging of the Phillies has been a favorite topic of discussion this off-season. It’s no secret…Read More
Phillies Best Case/Worst Case: Infield
In life, one must be prepared for all contingencies. The Boy Scouts of America do a wonderful job in…Read More
Self-Aware Phillies Website Overjoyed by Return of Jimmy Rollins
The official website of the Philadelphia Phillies was not subtle in its sheer elation of Jimmy Rollins’…Read More
Jimmy Rollins Shifts Focus to Helping Underprivileged Ugandan Children
If you’re one of the people who watched a child open a $300 Christmas gift this year, only to have…Read More
Phillies Fill Hole Vacated by Jimmy Rollins With Jimmy Rollins
Since the painful end of what was supposed to be a championship season, Ruben Amaro has dubbed addressing…Read More
Jimmy Rollins Now in Danger of Being Dragged Away by Tigers
”It is unclear how aggressively the Tigers are pursuing Rollins.” –Philadelphia Daily…Read More
Jimmy Rollins Deal Reportedly Close, as if That Means Something
So how are the contract talks going with Jimmy Rollins? Great! So great that nobody has signed or…Read More
Aramis Ramirez is Newest Guy Who Shouldn’t Replace Jimmy Rollins
Everybody keeps tossing this word “interesting” around, as if it’s synonomous with…Read More
Ruben Amaro Weirdly Open About Disinterest in Jose Reyes
“I never talk about free agents, but you can quote me on this. If he was in the Continental (restaurant)…Read More
Phillies All Say Beautiful, Heartbreaking Things About Jimmy Rollins
Jimmy Rollins took a short break from toying with our emotions this winter to host a charity event for…Read More
Jimmy Rollins, Jose Reyes Destined to Cause Mind-Shattering Free Agency
Free agency! That spectacular process through which our favorite players threaten to leave us until…Read More
Ruben Amaro Hints at Hilarious Eight-Year Deal with Jimmy Rollins
“Everybody knows what we want to do; no secret that we’d like to bring Jimmy back. Whether…Read More
Weight of Phillies Future Middle Infield Crushes Freddy Galvis’ Wrist
There’s been a lot of talk about the future lately. Mainly by me, on this blog. In the post…Read More
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