Jim Thome Reaching ‘Jamie Moyer’ Level of Ignoring Body’s Cries for Help
It is widely recognized that Jim Thome doesn’t feel pain. The house-sized behemoth of a mountain man can soldier through worlds of discomfort before registering a casual flinch. I mean, just look…Read More
Phillies oblige Thome’s desire to win by shipping him to Baltimore
With inter-league play all wrapped up for the year, Jim Thome’s time in Philadelphia seemed numbered. The clock struck zero on Saturday when Ruben Amaro traded the veteran slugger to the Baltimore…Read More
Thome Becomes All Time Leader in Walk Off Home Runs: Phillies Win 7-6
A game like this one makes you wonder about Kyle Kendrick. There are times when he actually looks like a bona fide major league pitcher and there are many more times where he looks scared to throw the…Read More
Jim Thome Wonders if he will Continue to Exist After Interleague Play
There are no greater questions on this earth than those regarding our existence. Centuries, now, have been filled by men and women who scream at the sky, demanding answers from the heavens. What are…Read More
Thome, Blanton Lead Phils to Series Win
This series has been predicated on offense. The Twins even knocked around one of the aces in the person of Cole Hamels and they REALLY teed off on resident feces thrower Kyle Kendrick. Up steps Joe…Read More
Why Can’t It Be Easy: Phillies Hold on 9-8
I am going to start this recap with a hypothetical situation. Let’s say that a baseball team…Read More
The Suprising Part is That it Wasn’t Qualls: Orioles Walk Off 6-4
We are not used to this. The Phillies are playing like the last place team in the division…..probably…Read More
Jim Thome Taking on Roll of Youthful Spark Plug
Five years ago, when the NL East was still attempting to cast off its shackles of crappiness, Jimmy Rollins…Read More
Six Phillies Qualify to Not be Forgotten Forever
Part of being a Phillie is creating your own lore. Sometimes it’s a fairly visible one, like…Read More
Jim Thome is Indeed Expected to Play First Base
“Thome indicated to Amaro that he believes he can play first base three to five times a month,…Read More
Phillies Take Advice from Old Beer Commercial; Idolize Twins
Michael Cuddyer was seen frolicking about town the other day, Jim Thome is already here, and Joe Nathan…Read More
Michael Cuddyer Wined and Dined by Phillies Brass for Some Reason
Having played his entire career in Minnesota, outfielder/first baseman/third baseman/prayer answerer/Jim…Read More
Michael Cuddyer is Next Target of Ruben Amaro’s Offseason War Machine
When Ruben Amaro fires up the Offseason War Machine, it becomes impossible to turn off, like a nuclear…Read More
Phillies See Need for Youth, Sign Jim Thome
And then, just when you step away from your computer for a few hours because you have a life or maybe…Read More
Reading Phillies Have Been Abandoned by Their Single Parent
For those of you playing (and weeping) at home, the “Phillies’ organization coach-abandonment”…Read More
With 600 Home Runs, Thome Now Worthy of Being a Phillie Again
Some buzz is starting to be heard that the Phillies could make a play for none other than Jim Thome,…Read More
Signing Thome Could Cause Citizens Bank Park to Collapse Under Weight of Love
In the fantasy world where the Phillies pick up Jim Thome, here’s your Daily News cover: Cliff…Read More
Bullpen Latest Set of Phillies to Ruin Everything
Well, I think it’s fair to say we’ll all be seeing Brad Lidge’s head on the body of…Read More












