That Balls Outta Here » jersey http://thatballsouttahere.com A Philadelphia Phillies Fan Site - News, Blogs, Opinion and More Thu, 23 May 2013 23:11:13 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.1 Phillies Are Going to Need You to Hand Over that Blood, Please http://thatballsouttahere.com/2011/08/18/phillies-are-going-to-need-you-to-hand-over-that-blood-please/ http://thatballsouttahere.com/2011/08/18/phillies-are-going-to-need-you-to-hand-over-that-blood-please/#comments Thu, 18 Aug 2011 14:00:10 +0000 Justin Klugh http://thatballsouttahere.com/?p=6566 Blood!  It is required for all living things.

It’s time to acknowledge that irrational fear you have of blood banks being run by vampires is both nonsensical and totally cliche.  We get it, you saw Blade II in high school.  Get over yourself.  [EDITOR'S NOTE: This Philadelphia Phillies baseball blog has now mentioned Blade II twice in a single week. Something to keep in mind when you're voting for Philadelphia's Most Valuable Sports Blog]

Anyway, what do you think?  You’re the only one who deserves blood?  The hell is your problem?  That’s clearly untrue.  The Phillies, as a stand-up organization, is aware of blood, and how critical it is for people to stay alive and keep enjoying Phillies baseball.   (more…)

]]> http://thatballsouttahere.com/2011/08/18/phillies-are-going-to-need-you-to-hand-over-that-blood-please/feed/ 0 Phillies Already Aware of Your Crush on Hunter Pence http://thatballsouttahere.com/2011/08/01/phillies-already-aware-of-your-crush-on-hunter-pence/ http://thatballsouttahere.com/2011/08/01/phillies-already-aware-of-your-crush-on-hunter-pence/#comments Mon, 01 Aug 2011 23:04:07 +0000 Justin Klugh http://thatballsouttahere.com/?p=6369

Have you ever startled a deer in the woods?

Have you ever startled a deer in the woods, then watched that same deer score the winning run in an extra-innings baseball game?

I did once, but that’s what you get for playing Little League baseball in the middle of the woods in rural Pennsylvania. (more…)

]]> http://thatballsouttahere.com/2011/08/01/phillies-already-aware-of-your-crush-on-hunter-pence/feed/ 0 Charlie, Ruben Forced to Talk to People from New Jersey http://thatballsouttahere.com/2010/12/30/charlie-ruben-forced-to-talk-to-people-from-new-jersey/ http://thatballsouttahere.com/2010/12/30/charlie-ruben-forced-to-talk-to-people-from-new-jersey/#comments Thu, 30 Dec 2010 23:49:44 +0000 Justin Klugh http://thatballsouttahere.com/?p=3440 The new year will bring a stop in Single-A Lakewood for Ruben Amaro and Charlie Manuel, to face what will assuredly be a furious crowd demanding answers for yet another hideously subpar Philadelphia Phillies season; because in the state of New Jersey, it is still 1999. (more…)

]]> http://thatballsouttahere.com/2010/12/30/charlie-ruben-forced-to-talk-to-people-from-new-jersey/feed/ 0