That Balls Outta Here » Jeff Francoeur

Phils Fans Nearing Breaking Point

Wed, 16 Mar 2011 02:58:15 +0000

I think that a torrent of swearing and crying is the only way to handle when something does not go your way. Acting like a bratty two year old when your favorite baseball has problems, seems apt when 50% of the starting infield, the team’s number one prospect and the closer have experienced some sort of injury. Earlier in the spring Cliff Lee had some sort of religious experience/epiphany concerning his pitching mechanics. I wonder if Cliff could have some sort of conversation with God to stop breaking our baseball team. (more…)

Phillies Close the Book on the Worst Idea Ever

Justin Klugh — Wed, 08 Dec 2010 21:05:42 +0000

Well, my excuse to yell and word-punch my way through the rest of the week was destroyed, as Jeff Francoeur signed with the Royals (or “picked them over” the Phillies, according to this fantastically phrased headline).

Oh no, Jeff! Won’t you reconsider?! (more…)

Phillies Looking to Plug Their Werth-Hole with Juan Rivera

Justin Klugh — Wed, 08 Dec 2010 05:09:33 +0000

So I’ve been slowly watching possible right fielders getting crossed off the list, and now that the Pirates grabbed asshole-stopping outfield hero Matt Diaz, the nauseous grips of what feels like an inevitable Francoeur signing tighten once more. (more…)