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A 2010 Phillies Review While My Family Plays ‘Settlers of Catan’
Years ago, I documented an epic trilogy of events that occurred while I tried to write a college paper with my bedroom door open as my roommates got stoned in the living room and played D&D. The…Read More
Sports Illustrated Gives Phillies Gold Star for Off Season
Can you “win” the off season? Well, too bad, because we’re going to. Read | Share
Pat O’Donnell Doesn’t Have to Explain Himself
EDITOR’S NOTE: So you obviously saw my sob story the other day (yesterday?) about how I’m busy and can’t update every time I want to, even though my attempts at using my brain to write…Read More
Jayson Werth Press Conference Becomes Sort Of About Cliff Lee
Cliff Lee told us that Jayson Werth “…wasn’t the happiest person in the world” when he found out Cliff was coming here and not D.C. like no one really thought he would. At Jayson’s…Read More
Phillies Hilariously Screwed as Nationals Sign Jayson Werth
Yes, in a bit of news so important that I had to finish that last post before it was funny, Jayson Werth has signed with the Washington Nationals. So why don’t we start this off with a joke that…Read More
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Phillies Keeping Busy Despite Traumatizing Jayson Werth Affair
So I took a personal guided tour of AT&T Park today, and I didn’t even start a fire! Check…Read More
Jayson Werth is Making it Hard to Blindly Believe He Will Stay
I know you’ve been somewhat update-starved lately, so I wanted to provide you with the majority…Read More
Phillies to Start Winter Meetings with Barely a Whisper
“Man, life without baseball is unbearable,” says you. “I guess I’ll go drown…Read More
A Vicious Thanksgiving Beating from the Phillies
It’s Thanksgiving, and all across the FanSided universe, MLB blogs are giving you the heartwarming…Read More
Carlos Ruiz is Your 17th Runner-up for NL MVP
16 places ahead of Chooch was Cincinnati Red and Etobicokean Joey Votto, who apparently did some things…Read More
Things the Phillies Could Do Instead of Keeping Jayson Werth
Saw this headline in the Morning Call today, and I did not even read it. I’m bored with the glacial…Read More
Phillies Prepared to Acquire Lefties; Outfielders; Your Money
Folks, face of MLB 2K11 Roy Halladay finally tracked down that second Cy Young Award, and you know what…Read More
GM Meetings Are One White Knuckle Thrill Ride After Another
“… there may be some guys out there in January or even into February who might be able…Read More
Phillies Getting Intimate with Juan Samuel a Second Time
While the Eagles are busy stealing members of the Vikings practice team, the Phillies are flipping through…Read More
Brian from BoSox Injection Will be Happy to Take J-Dub Off Our Hands
Hello, faithful reader! That is not a typo. Because I don’t give a shit to update all the time,…Read More
Ruben Amaro Starts Feeding Jose Contreras all the Leftover Werth
The free agents are shuffling, and this time, we’ve gone from “Everyone seems to be at least…Read More
Unshaven Fury: The Chronicles of J-Dub
Jayson is one of those valuable mainstays of the Phillies lineup which, according to panicking fans,…Read More
Phillies Swear to Have Werth’s Cash; Quietly Dispose of Davey Lopes
I know I said “Sunday,” but you’d be surprised how little flight attendants and pilots…Read More
Phillies Off Season to be Rich in “Werth/Worth” Puns
“Over the next 48 hours or so, we’ll make contact,” Ruben Amaro said, not reaching out to a…Read More
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