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Jayson Werth Joins List of Former Phils Outfielders Trying to Make Amaro’s Head Explode
Earlier this week, Hunter Pence gave one of the most stirring athletic speeches in sports history, propelling his San Francisco Giants to three straight wins in Cincinnati and digging his team out of an…Read More
Jayson Werth’s Heel Turn Complete, Phillies Lose 8-4
You know, I’m starting to think the Phillies might not make the playoffs. The Phillies “tragic” number dropped to two after last night’s 8-4 loss to the Nationals, which was punctuated…Read More
Jayson Werth Makes Weird Ambiguous Threat About Broad Street
In this extremely recent Phils-Nats rivalry, we all appear as little children. But Jayson Werth stepped in yesterday and sort of took things to a new level. Like kids in the schoolyard, barking at each…Read More
Hamels Time: Phils Avoid Sweep in 9-3 Win
The whole catching up to the team that is in first place in the division by beating them things has not worked out too well thus far for the Phillies in this series. Luckily, the Phillies get to send…Read More
At Least it Wasn’t Harper: Phils Clubbed in 7-1 Drubbing
Did anyone ever wonder what would happen to Vance Worley if he didn’t get that comeback sinker on the inside part of the plate? If so, your question was answered today. Worley’s final…Read More
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Phillies Food Drive Proves Team is Good Off the Field at Least
Grown male elephants spend 20 hours a day eating and can consume up to five tons of food a day. They…Read More
Signing Thome Could Cause Citizens Bank Park to Collapse Under Weight of Love
In the fantasy world where the Phillies pick up Jim Thome, here’s your Daily News cover: Cliff…Read More
Jayson Werth Just Trying to Piss Everybody Off by Being Nice Person
It seems that the Nationals rolled over in bed last night and asked Jayson Werth where their relationship…Read More
NL East Infection: Harsh Reactions to the Success of Greg Dobbs
New York Mets When Luis Castillo is writing his memoirs, he may leave out most of this year. The best…Read More
Hamels Masterful in Werth’s Return to Philly
I remember when I was growing up, all I wanted to do was grow a beard. Cool dudes like Steve Bedrosian…Read More
And Now a Message from a Talking Beard
There’s been way, way too much debate over what our reactions to Jayson Werth in Philadelphia should…Read More
Werth Stars in Nationals Win
It is never fun to watch the Phillies lose. It is even less fun to watch the Phillies lose to the Washington…Read More
Jayson Werth Probably a Decent Human Being
There are plenty of whiny idiots out there with their ears to the ground in hopes of catching something,…Read More
Series 6-Pack: Federal Offenses
The Nationals think they’re so great with their sustainable ballpark practices and their right…Read More
Ben Francisco is Guy to Be Compared to Jayson Werth in 2011
Who would have thought that all this speculation, drama, and hand injuries would wind up exactly how…Read More
Jayson Werth Creates Huge Deal by Saying Thing
Jayson Werth recently insulted everyone by *sound of train crashing* Can we not do this this time. It…Read More
Mike Rizzo Not Wild About Handing Mike Morse Over to Phillies
“The Phillies kept an eye on Morse’s potential availability all winter, but came away with the…Read More
Jayson Werth Still Has His Pride; No Beard
As he sat there, shifting uncomfortably and stupidly beardless, a small conclave of unshaven rebellion…Read More
Washington Post Loves You More than Phillies Ever Could, Jayson Werth
The Washington Post is running a bejeweled dagger of a story this morning. They seem to think the Phillies…Read More
Divisional Recourse: Everybody’s Pissed
A new year, a fresh start, a whole new set of enemies. They have to hate us by now. They must. And…Read More
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