That Balls Outta Here » jasyon werth http://thatballsouttahere.com A Philadelphia Phillies Fan Site - News, Blogs, Opinion and More Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:38:22 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.1 The Phillies Would Like to Buy You a Drink, New Lefty Free Agents http://thatballsouttahere.com/2010/12/03/the-phillies-would-like-to-buy-you-a-drink-new-lefty-free-agents/ http://thatballsouttahere.com/2010/12/03/the-phillies-would-like-to-buy-you-a-drink-new-lefty-free-agents/#comments Fri, 03 Dec 2010 23:00:43 +0000 Justin Klugh http://thatballsouttahere.com/?p=3247 DUBLIN, IRELAND - DECEMBER 01: The Temple Bar pub is swathed in Christmas decorations on December 1, 2010 in Dublin, Ireland. The Irish economy has faltered after years of growth and recently European Union finance ministers approved an aid package totalling 85-billion Euros (113 billion U.S. dollars). (Photo by Peter Macdiarmid/Getty Images)

The Free Agent Pub; Friday, 9:47 pm

“Hey there,” said the Phillies, saddling up to the bar stool next to George Sherrill and Hideki Okajima.  The two lefties had just gone out for a quiet drink without the desire to be poked, prodded, and eye-fucked by organizations starved for a southpaw, but here they were.

“I heard you’re recently available,” the Phils continued, pure sleaze dripping off their every word.  “And it just so happens we’ve got a spot to fill.”

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]]> http://thatballsouttahere.com/2010/12/03/the-phillies-would-like-to-buy-you-a-drink-new-lefty-free-agents/feed/ 0 A Quick Jayson Werth Update to Interrupt Your Breakfast http://thatballsouttahere.com/2010/11/28/a-quick-jayson-werth-update-to-interrupt-your-breakfast/ http://thatballsouttahere.com/2010/11/28/a-quick-jayson-werth-update-to-interrupt-your-breakfast/#comments Sun, 28 Nov 2010 20:11:10 +0000 Justin Klugh http://thatballsouttahere.com/?p=3204 Put down your cereal.  I know its delicious; put it down.

*Takes spoon away from you forcefully*

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