Phillies Drop Second Consecutive Game to the Astros
Luckily, there is no chance that the Phillies will face the Astros in the playoffs. Regardless of the dreck that the Astros throw out there, the Phillies just can not seem to beat these guys. They…Read More
We Are Seriously About to be Swept by the Astros
A full body of vengeance greeted the Astros tonight. The Phillies had something to prove, something to beat, something to kill. After the debacle last night that ended in Ryan Howard trying to the…Read More
Let’s All Get Real Pissed About the Roy Oswalt Deal
“Literally” is a such a fantastic word. I’ll assume we all know what it means so that I don’t have to patronize people with dictionary definitions (“Patronize,” of…Read More
Phillies Avoid Slump, Implosion, Lidge to Win Game
“I don’t intend to have any surgery.” And with that, all team trainers, surgeons, and reporters slowly backed away from Jamie Moyer’s locker. Dead air quickly filled the room.…Read More
Upcoming “World Series Preview” Not A Great Time to Remind Phillies of World Series
If you’re like me, you spend a copious chunk of your concerned about Alex Rodriguez. How is he?…Read More
Phils’ Offense Returns in 10-8 Holy Crap Stephen Strasburg Strikes Out 14
Stephen Strasburg kicked down the door to Major League Baseball last night and stormed loudly onto the…Read More
Rich Dubee Concedes: Phillies Pitchers Not Robots
Lidge and Romero are out, Blanton strains a thing, and now J.A. Happ is the next Phillies pitcher to…Read More
Phillies Loss Overshadowed by Most Disgusting Assault Ever
As J.A. Happ was walking six Nationals with a less-fast fastball that had everybody freaking out, and…Read More
Fans Blame Kendrick, Umpires for Awesome Phillies Victory
Today, we open with some words from Philadelphia District Attorney Seth Williams. “And right now,…Read More
BLOOD IN THE WATER: TBOH’s Ass-Kicking, Gunslinging, Shark Infested 2010 Phillies Preview
PART ONE If you were cruising the Philly headlines in December, all was lost. Cliff Lee had been ripped…Read More
Brian McCann Has Self-Esteem Boosting Day
Just a shit-cracker of a Wednesday. First, “Archer” is probably being cancelled, which…Read More
Brad Lidge Does Not Have Insults Added to Actual Injuries
Brad Lidge pitched yesterday. My first reaction was to compare him to Cinderella, spending all winter…Read More
Roy Halladay-C.C. Sabathia to Give Crowds One Inning of Awesome Baseball
“It’s a game that is always fun for everybody — players, coaches, managers, you name it,”…Read More
Philadelphia Prepared for Some Different Phillies News
Philly’s yanking us around right now. Sometimes its 60 degrees, other times you can’t escape…Read More
Worse Things Have Happ-ened
I’d like to provide you with some in depth analysis on who is going to take that NL Rookie of the…Read More
Monday Afternoon ?!’s
Phillies DH?! Hal Bodley, the target of this Class A critique, has some thoughts on this. Then he…Read More
This Just In: Denver is Cold in Autumn
Philly’s turned soggy. Its the weather equivalent of morning sickness. The old bones of Pedro…Read More
Cole ‘Labors,’ Rockies Even Series
Damn it. Three double plays, no runners in scoring position through the first four innings, and a revolving…Read More
Disgusting Sunday Sentiments
The weather can’t really decide what it wants to do in Philadelphia, and neither can the Phillies.…Read More

















