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Phillies Drop Second Consecutive Game to the Astros

Luckily, there is no chance that the Phillies will face the Astros in the playoffs.  Regardless of the dreck that the Astros throw out there, the Phillies just can not seem to beat these guys.  They…Read More

We Are Seriously About to be Swept by the Astros

A full body of vengeance greeted the Astros tonight.  The Phillies had something to prove, something to beat, something to kill. After the debacle last night that ended in Ryan Howard trying to the…Read More

Let’s All Get Real Pissed About the Roy Oswalt Deal

“Literally” is a such a fantastic word.  I’ll assume we all know what it means so that I don’t have to patronize people with dictionary definitions (“Patronize,” of…Read More

Phillies Avoid Slump, Implosion, Lidge to Win Game

“I don’t intend to have any surgery.” And with that, all team trainers, surgeons, and reporters slowly backed away from Jamie Moyer’s locker.  Dead air quickly filled the room.…Read More

Phillies Decide Two Wins in a Row is Far Too Many

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Upcoming “World Series Preview” Not A Great Time to Remind Phillies of World Series

If you’re like me, you spend a copious chunk of your concerned about Alex Rodriguez.  How is he?…Read More

Phils’ Offense Returns in 10-8 Holy Crap Stephen Strasburg Strikes Out 14

Stephen Strasburg kicked down the door to Major League Baseball last night and stormed loudly onto the…Read More

Rich Dubee Concedes: Phillies Pitchers Not Robots

Lidge and Romero are out, Blanton strains a thing, and now J.A. Happ is the next Phillies pitcher to…Read More

Phillies Loss Overshadowed by Most Disgusting Assault Ever

As J.A. Happ was walking six Nationals with a less-fast fastball that had everybody freaking out, and…Read More

Fans Blame Kendrick, Umpires for Awesome Phillies Victory

Today, we open with some words from Philadelphia District Attorney Seth Williams. “And right now,…Read More

BLOOD IN THE WATER: TBOH’s Ass-Kicking, Gunslinging, Shark Infested 2010 Phillies Preview

PART ONE If you were cruising the Philly headlines in December, all was lost.  Cliff Lee had been ripped…Read More

Brian McCann Has Self-Esteem Boosting Day

Just a shit-cracker of a Wednesday.  First, “Archer” is probably being cancelled, which…Read More

Brad Lidge Does Not Have Insults Added to Actual Injuries

Brad Lidge pitched yesterday. My first reaction was to compare him to Cinderella, spending all winter…Read More

Roy Halladay-C.C. Sabathia to Give Crowds One Inning of Awesome Baseball

“It’s a game that is always fun for everybody — players, coaches, managers, you name it,”…Read More

Philadelphia Prepared for Some Different Phillies News

Philly’s yanking us around right now. Sometimes its 60 degrees, other times you can’t escape…Read More

Worse Things Have Happ-ened

I’d like to provide you with some in depth analysis on who is going to take that NL Rookie of the…Read More

Monday Afternoon ?!’s

Phillies DH?! Hal Bodley, the target of this Class A critique, has some thoughts on this.  Then he…Read More

This Just In: Denver is Cold in Autumn

Philly’s turned soggy.  Its the weather equivalent of morning sickness. The old bones of Pedro…Read More

Cole ‘Labors,’ Rockies Even Series

Damn it. Three double plays, no runners in scoring position through the first four innings, and a revolving…Read More

Disgusting Sunday Sentiments

The weather can’t really decide what it wants to do in Philadelphia, and neither can the Phillies.…Read More