Hamels Time: Phils Avoid Sweep in 9-3 Win
The whole catching up to the team that is in first place in the division by beating them things has not worked out too well thus far for the Phillies in this series. Luckily, the Phillies get to send…Read More
Secret Injured Phillies Club Gains Further Membership
Chase Utley, Brad Lidge, and Domonic Brown are sitting in a dark room playing poker in complete silence. J.C. Romero stumbles in, confused. Romero: Wha… what is this? Where am I? Chase shoves…Read More
Chase Utley Action Figure Hopefully as Good as Real Chase
Nights like last night require a certain bit of delusion in order to maintain happiness. Was I happy that the Phillies lost and made Livian Hernandez look like a genius in the process, probably sending…Read More



