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Looking Back on Humberto Quintero’s Phillies Legacy

Five magical months ago, the Phillies reached out to Humberto Quintero. He wasn’t very good, or accurate, or powerful, or effective, sought after, but he did have one thing the Phillies needed: a…Read More

There’s Our Old Friend, Carlos Ruiz

In case you have forgotten, our beloved, drug abusing (allegedly) catcher is back tomorrow.  Commence the choruses of CHOOOOOOOCH.   I for one am excited and you should be too. The Phillies have been…Read More

Replacing Carlos Ruiz With Humberto/Kratz

The Phillies have played 20 games thus far this season. Most seasons that would in no way be news, considering that 20 out of 162 covers only 12% of the season, but for the 2013 Phillies it means a great…Read More

Phillies Website Really Nice About How Awful Phillies Catchers Are Right Now

What a glorious time to be a Philadelphia Phillies catcher! The whole operation is headed by Chooch, the lovable ace-handler with the unheralded offensive streak in his 33rd year.  Back by folk hero…Read More

Hysterical Phillies Ink Humberto Quintero for Catching Purposes

With almost nowhere else to turn, a mumbling, incoherent, red-eyed, probably intoxicated Phillies brass  picked up the phone on Tuesday night and told a confused Humberto Quintero that they had a catching…Read More