Houston House of Horrors, Phils Lose 6-4
The Phillies have done a remarkable job making up ground in the National League wild card race over the last week. Their seven-game winning streak, combined with losing streaks by St. Louis, Pittsburgh…Read More
Game Day Six Pack: Aspiring To Be the Cleveland Spiders
Let’s not mince words here. The Astros stink. I mean, they’re really bad. Cleveland Spiders 1890s bad. Yet somehow, you just know they’re going to find a way to throw a monkey wrench…Read More
Tyler Cloyd to Take On Ancient Baseball Tradition of Pitching Against Astros on Three-Days Rest
Tyler Cloyd’s days of being that guy no one knew about until he went 15-1 and then instantly had to replace every bad pitcher on the roster and then was the International League Most Valuable Pitcher…Read More
Everyone Has My Permission To Panic About Vance Worley
Someone better get Roy Oswalt’s agent on the phone! Vance Worley has obviously begun to regress at the inception of his 2012 campaign. I know that people will say things like “he was working…Read More
Roy Halladay Pitches Phillies to Lone Win of Series
Lets take some time to review the scoring in this game. Shane Victorino hit a lead off double followed by an RBI single from Placido Polanco. That was it. That was the only run scored in this baseball…Read More
Phillies Drop Second Consecutive Game to the Astros
Luckily, there is no chance that the Phillies will face the Astros in the playoffs. Regardless of…Read More
Did Anyone Ever Like Brett Myers?
There will be no photo today. There will be very little in the way of analysis. I absolutely DESPISE…Read More
Bud Norris Bested By Roy Oswalt, Surprising No One
Roy Oswalt is the number three starter on this pitching staff. Take a look at the line of former Phillies…Read More
Cliff Lee Strikes Out Eleven In Return to Philadelphia
Cliff Lee. He spurned the Yankees to come back to us. He came back even though the national media…Read More
Mayberry Jr. Wins Game…..Seriously
Baseball players have the market cornered on terrible facial hair. Brett Myers is a thirty year old…Read More
Chooch Was Run Over in Phils Win
David Norris. That is the name of an accountant, your UPS guy, or perhaps a royal navy officer. With…Read More
Phils Beat Former Phils
Spring training starts for veteran pitchers tend to go one of two ways: 1. They pitch well, say that…Read More
Phillies Success Continues Against Record-Settingly Awful Astros
The Astros are an endangered species right now. They’re the last winless team in baseball.…Read More
Reunion with Phillies Costs Brett Myers a Groin
Phillies 8, Astros 7 Former first round pick (Say it without laughing. No, go ahead. I can wait.)…Read More
Brett Myers Not Just a Distant, Abrasive Memory to Charlie Manuel
The Daily Times referred to Brett Myers as “combustible,” which I wish was true, in the sense…Read More
The Story So Phar…
Baseball! That majestic game which encapsulates history and wonder in the form of America’s past…Read More
‘Scuse Us, Tim, Just Trying to Get By…
Watching Tim Lincecum pitch is like watching an eagle pick off a family of rabbits leaving their…Read More












