That Balls Outta Here » hot dogs http://thatballsouttahere.com A Philadelphia Phillies Fan Site - News, Blogs, Opinion and More Mon, 20 May 2013 01:30:53 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.1 Reading Phillies Promise to Concentrate Even Harder on Hot Dogs http://thatballsouttahere.com/2012/01/24/reading-phillies-promise-to-concentrate-even-harder-on-hot-dogs-this-year/ http://thatballsouttahere.com/2012/01/24/reading-phillies-promise-to-concentrate-even-harder-on-hot-dogs-this-year/#comments Tue, 24 Jan 2012 17:30:15 +0000 Justin Klugh http://thatballsouttahere.com/?p=7873 Like most gentlemen about town, I prefer my hot dogs both anthropomorphic and furious at me.  I can’t have another grocery day of shouting at the hot dogs, so the city of Reading, where our beloved R-Phils play, has accomodated me and my weird, stupid problem.

“LOOK AT ME, DAMN IT. I KNOW YOU CAN UNDERSTAND ME.”

–Me, in the hot dog aisle as grocery store employees nonchalantly surround me and slowly move in closer

Former team president Chuck Domino, who we can only hope will be starring as the protagonist in an upcoming series of direct-to-DVD explosion-friendly moving pictures, has said that hot dogs are a “…very large part of the experience during a visit to the ballpark.”

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