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Series 6-Pack: “I told you nobody was paying attention.”

The last time we played the Padres, I was sitting comfortably on a couch in North Carolina, watching the Phillies play slightly better offense than offenseless San Diego.  These days, nothing has changed,…Read More

Philthy Traders: The Deadline Looms

Well, here we are , my little chickadees. Ticks from a trade deadline that could wash a wave of hope over this season, and rinse off the gritty layer of toxic grime festering on our precious Phillies. Theoretically. …Read More

Jesse Biddle Selected To Play In Front of Vomiteurs, Taserings, and Drunk Children; Phillies Lose Again

It was 1994, and Major League Baseball was crippled by a players’ strike.  Four giant chunks of the Kingdome in Seattle just sort of fell off.  And Physicist Deepak Chopra finished a book about…Read More