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Harry Kalas Statue Finally Going to be More Than Just a Blog Post Topic

Blogging can be tough.  Look at me, I just posted a 200-word ditty accompanied by a .jpg of somebody else’s column I doodled on and called it a day!  That writer’s in the Hall of Fame, too.…Read More

Other Broadcasters to Never be Immortalized with Statues

On August 14, the Phillies will unveil the Harry Kalas statue that, if given a microphone, would instantly become our best broadcaster.  Here’s a look at why our other announcers and analysts may…Read More

Halladay Tosses Complete Game in Phillies 3-2 Win

Roy Halladay has thrown 58 complete games in his career.  After tonight, that number climbs to 59.  If it weren’t for those bastard Nationals players trying to hit the ball in the ninth innning,…Read More

Conversational Tips for the Harry Kalas-Richie Ashburn Benefit Dinner

So, in case of which Phillies guy you run into at dinner, I’ve compiled what you should and shouldn’t be doing. Gary Matthews Okay, what you need to remember is that you’re dealing with…Read More

Harry Kalas and Whatever It Takes, Dude

I commemorated Harry’s death last night by digging through a plastic bin of Xbox games and DVDs I don’t watch anymore (Who bought Spider-Man 3 and put it in a collection of all of my belongings?!)…Read More

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Harry Kalas to be Commemorated with Giant Version of Self

Going to work every day and staring Harry Kalas in the face must be a humbling, eerie experience at this…Read More

A Brief History of Phillies Music References

Ryan Howard said something quirky!  Quick, quick–make it news!!! Read | Share

Two Stories I’ve Already Reported On Once

In an attempt to discredit this world famous blog, Japan’s Daily Sports Online tricked me into…Read More

The End of Harry the K’s?

I ate at Harry the K’s one time.  It was a Sunday afternoon game and we were delivering a double-digit…Read More

Screamin’ Groins and the Big Bronze Harry

As the saying goes, “it’s just not Thanksgiving without some talk of Jamie Moyer’s…Read More

Phillies Blogger Continues to Complain, Despite Division Crown

The guys renovating the place next door to me are currently discussing the Phils playoff chances. While…Read More