Harry Kalas Statue Finally Going to be More Than Just a Blog Post Topic
Blogging can be tough. Look at me, I just posted a 200-word ditty accompanied by a .jpg of somebody else’s column I doodled on and called it a day! That writer’s in the Hall of Fame, too.…Read More
Other Broadcasters to Never be Immortalized with Statues
On August 14, the Phillies will unveil the Harry Kalas statue that, if given a microphone, would instantly become our best broadcaster. Here’s a look at why our other announcers and analysts may…Read More
Halladay Tosses Complete Game in Phillies 3-2 Win
Roy Halladay has thrown 58 complete games in his career. After tonight, that number climbs to 59. If it weren’t for those bastard Nationals players trying to hit the ball in the ninth innning,…Read More
Conversational Tips for the Harry Kalas-Richie Ashburn Benefit Dinner
So, in case of which Phillies guy you run into at dinner, I’ve compiled what you should and shouldn’t be doing. Gary Matthews Okay, what you need to remember is that you’re dealing with…Read More
Harry Kalas and Whatever It Takes, Dude
I commemorated Harry’s death last night by digging through a plastic bin of Xbox games and DVDs I don’t watch anymore (Who bought Spider-Man 3 and put it in a collection of all of my belongings?!)…Read More
Harry Kalas to be Commemorated with Giant Version of Self
Going to work every day and staring Harry Kalas in the face must be a humbling, eerie experience at this…Read More
A Brief History of Phillies Music References
Ryan Howard said something quirky! Quick, quick–make it news!!! Read | Share
Two Stories I’ve Already Reported On Once
In an attempt to discredit this world famous blog, Japan’s Daily Sports Online tricked me into…Read More
The End of Harry the K’s?
I ate at Harry the K’s one time. It was a Sunday afternoon game and we were delivering a double-digit…Read More
Screamin’ Groins and the Big Bronze Harry
As the saying goes, “it’s just not Thanksgiving without some talk of Jamie Moyer’s…Read More
Phillies Blogger Continues to Complain, Despite Division Crown
The guys renovating the place next door to me are currently discussing the Phils playoff chances. While…Read More





