Greg Dobbs to Do Some Weird Thing to Everybody
[h/t Joe Frisaro] The scariest part of this isn’t that Greg Dobbs is doing it; it’s that we have no idea what exactly “attracking” means. Is he attracting them? Attacking them?…Read More
NL East Infection: Harsh Reactions to the Success of Greg Dobbs
New York Mets When Luis Castillo is writing his memoirs, he may leave out most of this year. The best news for him so far has been that he is not being sued for breaking a guy’s jaw with his bat.…Read More
Divisional Recourse: Cold Turkey
The Phillies haven’t chosen the best words to describe themselves lately, so let’s put an inherently negative spin on news from all over the NL East. Why? Because its Tuesday, the most…Read More
Greg Dobbs’ Last Phillies Headline
“That’s Greg Dobbs,” I said to somebody sitting next to me on the couch one day. I for some reason announced each Phillies at bat as if everyone in the room was clueless as to what…Read More
Ha, Ha… Damn: Roy Oswalt’s Phillies Debut
OMFG ROY OSWALT (6 IP, 4 ER, 7 H) IS TERRIBLE DID YOU SEE HIM SWEARING OUT THERE ON THE MOUND SH!T SH!T SH!T. Read | Share
Phillies Complete Sweep; This Time By Winning
So you probably heard me lathering the airwaves with interesting, intelligent Phillies commentary last…Read More
Roy Halladay Gets Run Support From Greg Dobbs; World Explodes
“I did it,” Greg exclaimed, rounding the bases, ”I actually did it!” A cheering…Read More
The Legend of Gregory Dobbs
“That’s been the hardest part — the timing. I can’t afford to be out. Having that taken…Read More
Roy Halladay Too Good to Win Baseball Game
If you were wondering how J.A. Happ is doing in rehab, he’s doing justy grand we are all very proud…Read More
Jamie Moyer Stops Yankees With Bare Hands
Brad Lidge walked out of the bullpen with rehabilitation in his elbow and four runs in his back pocket.…Read More
Phillies Celebrate 7th Shut Out of Season With Downtrodden Facial Expressions
I don’t read a ton of baseball books, but I remember carrying around Cal Ripken’s “The…Read More
Jesse Biddle Selected To Play In Front of Vomiteurs, Taserings, and Drunk Children; Phillies Lose Again
It was 1994, and Major League Baseball was crippled by a players’ strike. Four giant chunks of…Read More
Kyle Drabek Wears Non-Phillies Uniform; Still Really, Really Good
When Roy Halladay took the mound yesterday, it was easy to forget about everything else: Lidge and…Read More
Spring Training Continues Despite Misdemeanors, Disease
First, those rowdy Colvin brothers tear it up, Bourbon Street style. Now Dane Sardinha‘s getting…Read More
Son of a Bench: The Risks of Starting Your Starters
With starters this good, who needs a bench?! So, Charlie’s got a clubhouse full of Brett Favres,…Read More
Phils Drop Tough Extra Inning Outing
It was a pitchers duel all the way. That is, until the top of the 13th inning. Both of the starters,…Read More
Phillies Blow Series Opener
The Philadelphia Phillies were up against the pitcher of all pitchers. They were up against the man who…Read More
Week In Review: Phils On A Roll!
The Phillies started the week with a win against the Nationals that capped a sweep of the Nats over the…Read More















