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Greg Dobbs to Do Some Weird Thing to Everybody

[h/t Joe Frisaro] The scariest part of this isn’t that Greg Dobbs is doing it; it’s that we have no idea what exactly “attracking” means. Is he attracting them?  Attacking them?…Read More

NL East Infection: Harsh Reactions to the Success of Greg Dobbs

New York Mets When Luis Castillo is writing his memoirs, he may leave out most of this year.  The best news for him so far has been that he is not being sued for breaking a guy’s jaw with his bat.…Read More

Divisional Recourse: Cold Turkey

The Phillies haven’t chosen the best words to describe themselves lately, so let’s put an inherently negative spin on news from all over the NL East.  Why?  Because its Tuesday, the most…Read More

Greg Dobbs’ Last Phillies Headline

“That’s Greg Dobbs,” I said to somebody sitting next to me on the couch one day.  I for some reason announced each Phillies at bat as if everyone in the room was clueless as to what…Read More

Ha, Ha… Damn: Roy Oswalt’s Phillies Debut

OMFG ROY OSWALT (6 IP, 4 ER, 7 H) IS TERRIBLE DID YOU SEE HIM SWEARING OUT THERE ON THE MOUND SH!T SH!T SH!T. Read | Share

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Phillies Complete Sweep; This Time By Winning

So you probably heard me lathering the airwaves with interesting, intelligent Phillies commentary last…Read More

Roy Halladay Gets Run Support From Greg Dobbs; World Explodes

“I did it,” Greg exclaimed, rounding the bases,  ”I actually did it!” A cheering…Read More

The Legend of Gregory Dobbs

“That’s been the hardest part — the timing. I can’t afford to be out. Having that taken…Read More

Roy Halladay Too Good to Win Baseball Game

If you were wondering how J.A. Happ is doing in rehab, he’s doing justy grand we are all very proud…Read More

Jamie Moyer Stops Yankees With Bare Hands

Brad Lidge walked out of the bullpen with rehabilitation in his elbow and four runs in his back pocket.…Read More

Phillies Celebrate 7th Shut Out of Season With Downtrodden Facial Expressions

I don’t read a ton of baseball books, but I remember carrying around Cal Ripken’s “The…Read More

Jesse Biddle Selected To Play In Front of Vomiteurs, Taserings, and Drunk Children; Phillies Lose Again

It was 1994, and Major League Baseball was crippled by a players’ strike.  Four giant chunks of…Read More

Kyle Drabek Wears Non-Phillies Uniform; Still Really, Really Good

When Roy Halladay took the mound yesterday, it was easy to forget about everything else:  Lidge and…Read More

Spring Training Continues Despite Misdemeanors, Disease

First, those rowdy Colvin brothers tear it up, Bourbon Street style.  Now Dane Sardinha‘s getting…Read More

Son of a Bench: The Risks of Starting Your Starters

With starters this good, who needs a bench?! So, Charlie’s got a clubhouse full of Brett Favres,…Read More

Phils Drop Tough Extra Inning Outing

It was a pitchers duel all the way. That is, until the top of the 13th inning. Both of the starters,…Read More

Phillies Blow Series Opener

The Philadelphia Phillies were up against the pitcher of all pitchers. They were up against the man who…Read More

Week In Review: Phils On A Roll!

The Phillies started the week with a win against the Nationals that capped a sweep of the Nats over the…Read More