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Divisional Recourse: The Six Strikes of Bryce Aron Harper
New York Mets Carlos Beltran is no longer in the running for the division’s best center fielder, because Carlos Beltran is no longer a center fielder. As the story goes, Carlos decided his bat…Read More
Chase Utley Making it Hard to Believe He’s Totally Fine
A citywide pressure valve gets pulled today, as Phillies baseball is witnessed in Spring Training form for the first time in what feels like a billion years. Endless nightmares of forever darkness and…Read More
It’s a “Joe Blanton, Surprise Whiskey” Friday!
Port Charlotte’s underwater today, meaning the Phillies and Rays will not be exchanging pleasantries or baseball bats as planned; which is information, for those of us trapped in the already saturated…Read More
Jamie Moyer Shocks Sports World With Resentment for Younger Pitchers
Just when you thought Jamie Moyer was out of bad-ass old man witticisms, he comes roaring back with a diss to blow all you twentysomething mound-divas out of the water. Jamie pitched the ‘B’…Read More
Kyle Drabek Wears Non-Phillies Uniform; Still Really, Really Good
When Roy Halladay took the mound yesterday, it was easy to forget about everything else: Lidge and Romero’s arms. Shane’s spot in the lineup. Any work you had planned. The dishes. The…Read More
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ShaneWatch 2010 Comes to Adorable Close
Shane Victorino, a man who respected Phillies bloggers have called a “raging, gastrointestinal…Read More
Domonic Brown Unflinching in Face of Giant, Terrifying Owl
Seeing as how once again, Shane Victorino will not be in the lineup, claims he is fine and doesn’t…Read More
Roy Halladay Offers Awkward Wave to Former Teammates
“Hey guys,” Roy said, unable to look the Blue Jays in the eye. ”You’re looking…Read More
Jamie Moyer to Start 2010 Anti-Ageism Campaign Today
There’s a rat stuck in our walls right now. You can hear it scurrying and squealing and sometimes…Read More
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