That Balls Outta Here » GPS http://thatballsouttahere.com A Philadelphia Phillies Fan Site - News, Blogs, Opinion and More Sat, 25 May 2013 19:51:33 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.1 Jamie Moyer Strikes Out Seven As Nothing Else Close To Competent Occurs http://thatballsouttahere.com/2010/05/20/jamie-moyer-strikes-out-seven-as-nothing-else-close-to-competent-occurs/ http://thatballsouttahere.com/2010/05/20/jamie-moyer-strikes-out-seven-as-nothing-else-close-to-competent-occurs/#comments Thu, 20 May 2010 05:41:14 +0000 Justin Klugh http://thatballsouttahere.com/?p=1738 A snarky, unsportsmanlike blogger would fill this space with the groans and bitchings of a man with no finger nails and a depleted amount of brain cells.

So here we go.

What the hell is going on?  Have the Phillies become the “kind hearted hooker” of Major League Baseball?  A poor, desperate team comes to town, hat in hand, that slightest hint of a tear in their eyes, and the Phillies–sophisticated, upper class, chock full of sex appeal–are everything they want to beat.  Not that people should be out there beating up prostitutes.

Except that is exactly what is happening here, metaphorically.  First the Pirates come in and respond to an unbridled slaughter with an airtight erasing of our strongest suit, then the Cubs bust in, grab us by the collar, and–

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