That Balls Outta Here » golf http://thatballsouttahere.com A Philadelphia Phillies Fan Site - News, Blogs, Opinion and More Sun, 16 Jun 2013 13:00:38 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.1 Shane Victorino Maintains Crusade to Save World http://thatballsouttahere.com/2011/11/21/shane-victorino-maintains-crusade-to-save-world/ http://thatballsouttahere.com/2011/11/21/shane-victorino-maintains-crusade-to-save-world/#comments Mon, 21 Nov 2011 16:30:48 +0000 Justin Klugh http://thatballsouttahere.com/?p=7516 The world is being swallowed by darkness.  As the walls close in, we clutch whatever is dear to us, hoping it can somehow provide endless hope for the future.  Sometimes, this takes the form of Sunday Night Football.  Other times, it is a golf tournament.

Shane Victorino is, as always, attempting to spear a beam of light through the shadows.  His foundation, the absurdly named Shane Victorino Foundation, works to better the world by giving money to the parts that aren’t actively destroying it.   (more…)

]]> http://thatballsouttahere.com/2011/11/21/shane-victorino-maintains-crusade-to-save-world/feed/ 1 AT&T Kindly Invites Phillies Fans to Shut the F*ck Up for a Second http://thatballsouttahere.com/2011/06/28/att-kindly-invites-phillies-fans-to-shut-the-fck-up-for-a-second/ http://thatballsouttahere.com/2011/06/28/att-kindly-invites-phillies-fans-to-shut-the-fck-up-for-a-second/#comments Tue, 28 Jun 2011 11:26:21 +0000 Justin Klugh http://thatballsouttahere.com/?p=5978 Golf!  A lot of people seem to find it enthralling.  Personally, if I want to yawn with a stick in my hand, I’ll just sleep on my front porch with a shovel to protect my home from feral cats.  At least then I’d be productive.

The trick is to not let them regroup.

But golf, whether we embrace it or compare it to horrific animal invasions, is coming to Philadelphia.  And if you, being a standard Phillies fan whose largemouthed buffoonery is akin to a bass that won’t stop loudly explaining how awesome Cliff Lee is, can’t shut up for two seconds while respectable people play a few holes, then AT&T is going to, I don’t know, have you shot. (more…)

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