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Phillies Phoes of the Week: “Ahh screw it, let’s grab a brew”
San Francisco Giants Ah those pesky Giants are at it again. Manager Bruce has steered the ship through rocky waters, from Brian Wilson going under the knife, Tim Lincecum going haywire, to the Dodgers…Read More
Game Day Six-Pack: “Buster Posey is the perfect human.”
You know, if the Phillies can win four out of their every six games, they might just– What am I doing? This is going to go horribly. It’s the Giants. They always find a way to slip under…Read More
Phillies Can’t Get to Bumgarner in 4-2 Loss
This was an excruciating game to sit through. Not only was the last out recorded at 1:10 A.M., but both teams left a shit ton of guys on base. The Phillies in particular were especially terrible at…Read More
Two Aces Enter, One Ace Leaves…There Can Only Be One!
I harbor some major residual animosity toward the San Fransisco Giants. I can feel it bubble toward the fore every time I see a highlight including the following players: Buster Posey, Cody Ross,…Read More
Phillies Phoes of the Week
“A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon” – Napolean Bonaparte New York Mets: 4-2 (4/13-4/15) The Mets were supposed to be the cellar dwellars of the divison, but jumped…Read More
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Giants Fan Speculates on Tim Lincecum’s Desire to Kill Phillies Fan
There was recently a contest held by Red Bull to see which baseball fan could best imitate Tim Lincecum,…Read More
Aaron Rowand Once Again the Center of Unfortunate Signing Rumor
“Heeeehhhhhrrrrrrrmmmmmm. Guh.” –My Reaction to This News Welp, we’re talking…Read More
Series 6-Pack: “It turned out to be just another disaster.”
Kenny Shulsen of Lasorda’s Lair is so classy, he answered these questions before game time even…Read More
Fight Fight Fight Fight!
If I were the manager for the San Francisco Giants and a fracas broke out, I would send Barry Zito and…Read More
Series 6-Pack: Giants Mid-Series Series Preview
Yeah it happened again. Melissa Felkins of Frisco Fastball and I team up for a 1-2 (3-4-5-6) punch of…Read More
Series 6-Pack: “Whores and cheap beer on me!”
Have you ever been so consumed by bitterness that food turns to ash in your mouth? The Phillies play…Read More
Larry Bowa Autographs for Everyone!
Hell, I’m not even ready to admit the Phillies are better than anybody before the season actually…Read More
What We Need More of is Negativity
Losing hurts. It hurts you, it hurts me, it hurts the snarky paper boy in the Giants cap the following…Read More
Reading Hall of Fame Induction Reveals Double Agent
We haven’t spoken about the NLCS in a while, and I’m sure you’ve assumed that means…Read More
A 2010 Phillies Review While My Family Plays ‘Settlers of Catan’
Years ago, I documented an epic trilogy of events that occurred while I tried to write a college paper…Read More
A Quick Reminder That We Need a Bullpen
HEY GUYS DO YOU THINK THAT THE PHILLIES ARE THE YANKEES OF THE NATIONAL– *NUCLEAR EXPLOSION* Read…Read More
Phils Spark Trade Rumors with Nonsensical Aaron Rowand Idea
So when you take Jayson Werth out off a roster–and nobody has yet–but when you do, there’s…Read More
Some World Series Tips for Giants Fans
Now is not the time for civility, though that was probably more than clear if you read any of the “sports…Read More
A Sharp Blast and a Sickening Thud
Watching a Ryan Howard at bat is like getting a dog to love you. When he’s in his season-opening…Read More
Your NLCS-ending Game Log Starring Bureaucratist
Two of my favorite internet writers are Arf Ortiyef and long time reader bureaucratist, whose horrifying…Read More
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