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Game Day Six-Pack: “The Rockies have already started their apology tour.”
It’s Phils-Rockies time, that non-magical, non-interesting time of year in which we both sit back and wonder where it all went wrong or how it might somehow, minutely, desperately, go right. David…Read More
Game Day Six-Pack: “Why can’t we love a baseball team more than a 40-ish woman with fake breasts?”
There’s no way you are as drunk or as in Miller Park than Miller Park Drunk. That’s why we got ‘im. Yeah, he’s on Twitter, sure, @millerparkdrunk. But don’t go there;…Read More
Game Day Six-Pack: “I’m surprised fans even mustered up the strength to boo.”
Another Marlins series, which means we can become unwittingly positive after being exposed to their fun, enthusiastic color scheme. Hey speaking of colorful, here’s Strip Club with Stanton, our…Read More
Game Day Six-Pack: “Buster Posey is the perfect human.”
You know, if the Phillies can win four out of their every six games, they might just– What am I doing? This is going to go horribly. It’s the Giants. They always find a way to slip under…Read More
Game Day Six Pack: “To summarize, see you in hell, Matt Stairs.”
Hey, it’s not the first half anymore! It’s also not the beginning of the second half! So where are we. What are we doing. The game’s are on late this week, which means probably…Read More
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Game Day Six-Pack: “If it weren’t for The Dickster and his healing powers…”
What a nice break it will be to taken on the Mets, the only team that’s not a contender in the…Read More
Game Day Six Pack: “Jeff Gordon is the true Marlin Maniac”
The Florida Miami Marlins are a great lesson in 21st Century corporate branding. They changed their…Read More
Game Day Six-Pack: “YOU MAKE ME SICK!”
The Pirates are having a year much like the Phillies, in that they find themselves in a foreign part…Read More
Game Day Six-Pack: “If all your arm ligaments are stable, the Rockies want your number.”
**Sound of snoring, then papers rustling as someone rolls over on them.** Huh? Hmm… **Snoring…Read More
Game Day Six-Pack: “Right now, he’s playing at one speed – full throttle.”
Jim Thome! Joe Blanton! This stretch of interleague games has turned the formerly scorned into our world’s…Read More
Game Day Six Pack: “Best outcome: Bruce Chen walks through those doors.”
Orioles fan friend: Yikes. So where do you guys go next? Me: Minnesota. Orioles fan friend: Hey,…Read More
Game Day Six Pack: “I would’ve held out on the Britton shirsey purchase.”
Well, that Dodgers series was absolutely breathtaking, in that the Phillies were so awful I could barely…Read More
Game Day Six Pack: “God damn it, Lebron…”
What better time to run into a team then when they’ve just completed the greatest month in their…Read More
Game Day Six Pack: “Kyle Kendrick? You’re kidding, right?”
For a while there, the Mets were our most vile enemies. Now, they are just one team in a long line…Read More
Game Day Six Pack: “Everyone Calm the F*ck Down.”
2012 has been full of its own painful memories, remembering the painful memories from 2011 are basically…Read More
Game Day Six Pack: “Are you allowed to say ‘assbutt’ on a blog?”
Well, here are again. Except instead of here, we’re… here. At home, facing the Nationals,…Read More
Game Day Six Pack: “Two Words: Steroids and Robots.”
Meet Red and Denton of Red Sox blog Surviving Grady. Like us, they are simple folk, just wanting the…Read More
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