That Balls Outta Here » G20 summit http://thatballsouttahere.com A Philadelphia Phillies Fan Site - News, Blogs, Opinion and More Fri, 24 May 2013 23:30:10 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.1 The Phillies Are a Bunch of Injury-Riddled, Series-Moving Cheaters, Damn It http://thatballsouttahere.com/2010/05/12/the-phillies-are-a-bunch-of-injury-riddled-series-moving-cheaters-damn-it-say/ http://thatballsouttahere.com/2010/05/12/the-phillies-are-a-bunch-of-injury-riddled-series-moving-cheaters-damn-it-say/#comments Thu, 13 May 2010 00:27:54 +0000 Justin Klugh http://thatballsouttahere.com/?p=1690 “That’s just bullshit.”

Those are the words of born-again Christian Jeff Francoeur, hearing that the Phillies will get three more home games after the series with the Blue Jays was relocated due to the G20 climate summit in Toronto.

But do not despair, Jeffrey, for as the Bible says, “Have I not commanded you? Be strong and courageous. Do not be terrified; do not be discouraged, for the LORD your God will be with you wherever you go.”

What?  That’s written on your batting gloves?

… oh.

No, I don’t want to see your Apocalypse survival kit.

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