Cliff Lee Not Coming to Phils Because of Obvious Reasons
Cliff Lee is supposed to stop toying with people’s emotions “early this week,” so do you realize he could be deciding right now? As you wrap your brain around these very words, he could…Read More
Cliff Lee Forced to Probably Sign with Team that is Not Phillies
With Jayson Werth’s faith being slowly sealed like an overcapacity ziplock bag, and the final Phillies ball girl being plucked by destiny out of the historic thoroughfares of Levittown, PA (EDITOR’S…Read More
Ruben Amaro Starts Feeding Jose Contreras all the Leftover Werth
The free agents are shuffling, and this time, we’ve gone from “Everyone seems to be at least open to the idea of keeping Jayson Werth” to “Fuck you and don’t ever come back…Read More

