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Jayson Werth Probably a Decent Human Being

There are plenty of whiny idiots out there with their ears to the ground in hopes of catching something, anything that they could morph into Werth-hate. “See?!  SEE?!  He hates you,” they…Read More

Chad Durbin Admits Addiction to Playing for Good Teams

In December 2007, Chad Durbin met the Phillies and it was love at first four-seam fastball.  Chad stepped into a pair of bright red cleats and never looked back, providing the spastic bullpen with some…Read More

The Phillies Would Like to Buy You a Drink, New Lefty Free Agents

“Hey there,” said the Phillies, saddling up to the bar stool next to George Sherrill and Hideki Okajima.  The two lefties had just gone out for a quiet drink without the desire to be poked,…Read More

Bob Brookover Compares GM Meetings to Dog Shit

Well… he’s not wrong. Read | Share