Jayson Werth Probably a Decent Human Being
There are plenty of whiny idiots out there with their ears to the ground in hopes of catching something, anything that they could morph into Werth-hate. “See?! SEE?! He hates you,” they…Read More
Chad Durbin Admits Addiction to Playing for Good Teams
In December 2007, Chad Durbin met the Phillies and it was love at first four-seam fastball. Chad stepped into a pair of bright red cleats and never looked back, providing the spastic bullpen with some…Read More
The Phillies Would Like to Buy You a Drink, New Lefty Free Agents
“Hey there,” said the Phillies, saddling up to the bar stool next to George Sherrill and Hideki Okajima. The two lefties had just gone out for a quiet drink without the desire to be poked,…Read More

