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Frank Fitzpatrick to Phillies Fans: “WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!!”

The Inquirer’s Frank Fitpatrick has blown the lid off the story of the decade:  The Phillies want to sell you merchandise. On break from his job as “Guy on Broad Street in Plastic Bicycle…Read More

Don’t Let Philadelphia Turn Into Cleveland, Warns Journalist from the Future

Frank Fitzpatrick of the Inquirer has visited the future, and he comes back to us with a nightmarish vision of things to come. It is years from now.  The players are gone.  The crowds are gone.  Citizens…Read More