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Kendrick and Lee Pitch Phillies to Doubleheader Sweep

  Ah the doubleheader.  I think that my favorite part of the doubleheader is getting to listen to the early game on the radio.  Larry Andersen and Scott Franzke are really good/borderline great broadcasters…Read More

Do You Think Anyone in Florida Noticed That the Marlins Lost?

Jack McKeon is not coming back next year.  Apparently he would rather spend his days quietly descending into age related insanity than put up with the crap associated with managing Hanley Ramirez.  Perhaps…Read More

Oswalt Not Sharp in 6-5 Loss

I got all excited after Roy Oswalt’s start against the Nationals.  His fastball reached 94 on the radar gun and he struck out nine batters.  There were times in this start that his fastball was…Read More

As Expected, Baez Terrible

  Kyle Kendrick + David Herdon + Andrew Carpenter + Danys Baez = Extra innings loss to the Marlins.  Danys Baez allowed a walk off home run to Mike Stanton that surprised no one. Here come the Braves.

Phils Hook Marlins (fish puns are AWESOME!)

I have a few observations from today’s Phillies/Marlins baseball contest.  First, Greg Dobbs no longer has side burns.  Second, Hanley Ramirez really does not give a shit.  Can you imagine if…Read More

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Three Young Pitchers Two Hit Marlins

Vance Worley, Michael Stutes and Antonio Bastardo threw a two hit shut out today.  I had a master plan…Read More

Cram It Florida

What is located in Florida that actually justifies its existence?  Jeb Bush?  Don Shula?  Disney world?…Read More

Hamels and Homers Help Home Team. Here’s Hoping Hamels Not Hurt

Alliteration is commonly used in poetry, but has sadly been neglected in the baseball blog community….…Read More

Orr, Rollins Actually Hit Ball in Phils Comeback Win

The Marlins are in second place in the national league east and have a good, up and coming team.  If…Read More

Go Screw Charlie Hough, Marlins Win 2-1

Roy Halladay pitched against Josh Johnson tonight.  Both giant right handed pitchers allowed one earned…Read More

Phils Win Blanton Versus Vasquez Duel

Tomorrow, Josh Johnson and Roy Halladay will face off in a highly anticipated match up of two legitimate…Read More

Hamels and Polanco Lead Phils to Victory Over Fish

Every baseball team on the east coast makes a yearly pilgrimage to the warm shores of Florida to escape…Read More

Rich Dubee Concedes: Phillies Pitchers Not Robots

Lidge and Romero are out, Blanton strains a thing, and now J.A. Happ is the next Phillies pitcher to…Read More

Florida Marlins Ruin Perfectly Good “Sleep With the Fishes” Headline

“Florida Marlins sleep with the Fishes” was the title I had in my head all day. “Brilliant,”…Read More