Kendrick and Lee Pitch Phillies to Doubleheader Sweep
Ah the doubleheader. I think that my favorite part of the doubleheader is getting to listen to the early game on the radio. Larry Andersen and Scott Franzke are really good/borderline great broadcasters…Read More
Do You Think Anyone in Florida Noticed That the Marlins Lost?
Jack McKeon is not coming back next year. Apparently he would rather spend his days quietly descending into age related insanity than put up with the crap associated with managing Hanley Ramirez. Perhaps…Read More
Oswalt Not Sharp in 6-5 Loss
I got all excited after Roy Oswalt’s start against the Nationals. His fastball reached 94 on the radar gun and he struck out nine batters. There were times in this start that his fastball was…Read More
As Expected, Baez Terrible
Kyle Kendrick + David Herdon + Andrew Carpenter + Danys Baez = Extra innings loss to the Marlins. Danys Baez allowed a walk off home run to Mike Stanton that surprised no one. Here come the Braves.
Phils Hook Marlins (fish puns are AWESOME!)
I have a few observations from today’s Phillies/Marlins baseball contest. First, Greg Dobbs no longer has side burns. Second, Hanley Ramirez really does not give a shit. Can you imagine if…Read More
Three Young Pitchers Two Hit Marlins
Vance Worley, Michael Stutes and Antonio Bastardo threw a two hit shut out today. I had a master plan…Read More
Cram It Florida
What is located in Florida that actually justifies its existence? Jeb Bush? Don Shula? Disney world?…Read More
Hamels and Homers Help Home Team. Here’s Hoping Hamels Not Hurt
Alliteration is commonly used in poetry, but has sadly been neglected in the baseball blog community….…Read More
Orr, Rollins Actually Hit Ball in Phils Comeback Win
The Marlins are in second place in the national league east and have a good, up and coming team. If…Read More
Go Screw Charlie Hough, Marlins Win 2-1
Roy Halladay pitched against Josh Johnson tonight. Both giant right handed pitchers allowed one earned…Read More
Phils Win Blanton Versus Vasquez Duel
Tomorrow, Josh Johnson and Roy Halladay will face off in a highly anticipated match up of two legitimate…Read More
Hamels and Polanco Lead Phils to Victory Over Fish
Every baseball team on the east coast makes a yearly pilgrimage to the warm shores of Florida to escape…Read More
Rich Dubee Concedes: Phillies Pitchers Not Robots
Lidge and Romero are out, Blanton strains a thing, and now J.A. Happ is the next Phillies pitcher to…Read More
Florida Marlins Ruin Perfectly Good “Sleep With the Fishes” Headline
“Florida Marlins sleep with the Fishes” was the title I had in my head all day. “Brilliant,”…Read More








