That Balls Outta Here » fish http://thatballsouttahere.com A Philadelphia Phillies Fan Site - News, Blogs, Opinion and More Fri, 24 May 2013 17:00:53 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.1 NL East Infection: The Old Man and the Sea http://thatballsouttahere.com/2011/06/21/nl-east-infection-the-old-man-and-the-sea/ http://thatballsouttahere.com/2011/06/21/nl-east-infection-the-old-man-and-the-sea/#comments Tue, 21 Jun 2011 12:00:42 +0000 Justin Klugh http://thatballsouttahere.com/?p=5864
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As you’ve read on the internet, the Marlins’ manager ran screaming from the clubhouse.  They’ve replaced him with Jack McKeon of 2003 championship team, who sources say is a very old person.  How old is he?  Jack McKeon is so old:

  • When he was born, they were still calling marlins “sea monsters” and hunting them with sharpened sticks.
  • He used to watch Julio Franco play stickball.
  • He can’t play Oregon Trail without lapsing into PTS and screaming “THEY WERE SO YOUNG, BUT WE WERE SO HUNGRY.” (more…)
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