Phillies Gloriously Populate Bottom Rungs of Top 500 MLB Players List
Despite Domonic Brown’s much-noticed springtime warzone, predictions of his breakout year, and potential pre-emptive awarding of an everyday outfield job, ESPN still won’t rank him higher than…Read More
Phillies Honored to Have Opening Day Game Switched to Opening Night by ESPN
If this Philadelphia sports year will be remembered for anything, it’s the sheer volume of teams that national TV outlets went ahead and scheduled for intense, prime time match-ups, only to realize…Read More
It Wouldn’t Be Phillies Baseball Without Pointless Story by Idiot
I thought Jamie Kennedy was stabbed to death in a van, but that’s just because Scream 2 is one of those movies that’s always on TV when I’m falling asleep. But it turns out, he is,…Read More
Cliff Lee Signs With Phillies So Mets Will Be Great in Two Years
“I’ve been trying to convince some friends who are Mets fans that the Cliff Lee signing is good for New York, in the big picture. Here’s the logic: The Mets are probably not going to be very…Read More
What’s This About a “Perfect Lineup”?
I had plenty of time to take a peak inside Jeff Francoeur’s head this morning, so I was forced to turn a blind eye to some of the more important news issues of the day. But I do want to talk about…Read More
One Meeting Months From Now Will Fix 2010 Playoff Umpires
The stiffly-haired lady on Sports Center just told me the umpires and players are meeting this winter…Read More
Roy Oswalt is Pretty Good I Guess
The Phillies official website, the one with all the dancing colors and flash player requirements, sees…Read More
The Top 5 Reasons Sports Nation Should Go Away
1. Colin Cowherd Colin Cowherd once said that if he’s walking through an airport on his way to…Read More





