That Balls Outta Here » drunk dials http://thatballsouttahere.com A Philadelphia Phillies Fan Site - News, Blogs, Opinion and More Sat, 18 May 2013 20:02:09 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.1 A Drunk Dial from Dom Brown’s Old Batting Stance http://thatballsouttahere.com/2011/03/11/a-drunk-dial-from-dom-browns-old-batting-stance/ http://thatballsouttahere.com/2011/03/11/a-drunk-dial-from-dom-browns-old-batting-stance/#comments Fri, 11 Mar 2011 14:29:11 +0000 Justin Klugh http://thatballsouttahere.com/?p=4428 Hey, you’ve reached That Balls Outta Here.  We inexplicably use an old school answering machine instead of a voicemail.  If you got this phone number off the bathroom wall of The Good Dog, I assure you, any sexual favors you were promised are only going to be a disappointment.  Anyways, leave a message.

*BEEP*

Hey.

It’s me.  Dom Brown’s experimental low-handed batting stance.  Guess you’ve heard by now.

*Deep, heavy sigh*

It’s… (begins sobbing) over. (more…)

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