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Ryan Madson Still Worth Something to Phillies Despite Being on Other Team

Saying good bye to Ryan Madson was hard.  Or at least, fast.  It kind of happened too quickly to really get upset about it.  And the next thing we knew, hey!  It’s Jonathan Papelbon!  That’s…Read More

Phillies Sign Usually-Ignored Canadian Pitcher

Pete Orr has all but had a monopoly on Philadelphia-Canada Baseball Relations for a little while now, but that hasn’t stopped the Phillies from finding his successor. “They treat everyone the same…Read More

Larry Greene is Your Next Player to be Constantly Compared to Ryan Howard

Hello, Larry Greene!  Welcome to the next phase of your baseball-playing career.  Why, if you’re lucky, you could have an illustrious life in a Phillies uniform, followed by several years of fiery…Read More

Phillies Plan to Use Draft Picks on Players Who Are Good

Go ahead, don’t be over Jayson Werth.  Stand in the right field section of Nationals Park wagging a sign with some kind of “Werth/worth” pun and piss of the D.C. sportswriters with soundless…Read More

Philly Beer Week Kicks Off With Alcoholic Child

I haven’t bought a beer in Citizens Bank Park since I was a FanFoto photographer and tried to convince a vendor that we got three courtesy beers at every game.  I wound up getting one, but only…Read More