Competent Phillies Ruin So Many Jokes About Incompetence
All right, I jerked off Roy Oswalt just plenty earlier today, so there’s no reason to sit here and rehash that shameful display. You know the score. And I want to get back to terrorizing the…Read More
Out of Ideas, Phillies Attempt to Stop Losing Streak With More Losing; Lose
The Phillies Twitter-verse is like hanging out in a smoky bar full of cranky old men screaming at the TV, but the bartender doesn’t have the heart to tell them it hasn’t been plugged in for…Read More



