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Dom Brown Saga Takes Hand-Breakingly Bad Turn
“So Dom Brown broke his hand,” someone told me at a party last night. I go to a lot of parties. I’m very popular. But this party took a turn for the WTF as this information reached…Read More
When Will People Start Buying Phillies Shirts
As you can probably tell, the TBOH staff is made up of rebellious ne’er-do-well’s. We often hang outside of Wawas, harassing customers with 19′th century slang and throwing stray cats…Read More
The Only Way Charlie Manuel Lives
“It’s always good to be first. It’s the only way to live.” The Phillies backup-everything slowly shifted their gaze toward Charlie Manuel. He’d been silent, letting the…Read More
Jimmy Rollins Disappoints with Failure to Hit Cycle
A friend and I were discussing the merits of whiskey consumption in combination with poor quality cooking. The minute rice was being a bit of a bitch, making me open it with a knife and spill it everywhere,…Read More
What Can Brown Do For You? Get Out.
What’s that, Amtrak? You want to spend $52 billion dollars to decerase travel time between Boston and New York by 20 minutes in the year 2030? Amtrak, on the other hand, has a less ambitious view…Read More
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Kyle Kendrick Fights off Rumors of Competence
BOOOOOOOO The sound echoed from the sections just above the Phillies dugout. Kyle Kendrick hid behind…Read More
Roy Halladay Too Good to Win Baseball Game
If you were wondering how J.A. Happ is doing in rehab, he’s doing justy grand we are all very proud…Read More
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