Dom Brown Schedules New Injury for Offseason
Ligament injury can probably explain lack of break-out season for past three years If you can recall a time this season when Dom Brown ran from first to third, you can do so in a new light: he was probably…Read More
What… We Gotta Hit Every Day? Phils Lose to Reds 3-2
Bronson Arroyo’s leg kick annoys me. And I think he does it JUST to annoy me. Not that I know Bronson Arroyo. I don’t. We’ve never spoken. But his leg kick is so extreme, so distracting,…Read More
Dom Brown Looks for New Beginning in Latest Dom Brown Era
The first news we got yesterday wasn’t that anybody was gone, it was that somebody was on his way here. Which, in turn, told us that somebody was gone. Ryne Sandberg erased Dom Brown’s name…Read More
Dom Brown Watch Reaching All New Levels of “Okay”
Every so often with Dom Brown, we get the opportunity to hit the reset button and pretend that he is an exciting young prospect again. He then goes on a tear that flattens out over a period of weeks,…Read More
Dom Brown to Return from Month Long Vacation to Knee Rehabilitation Island
Dom Brown’s latest excuse for not being Bryce Harper has been a knee injury that he “tweaked” about a month ago. But the time has come for him to return to the Lehigh Valley IronPigs,…Read More
Dom Brown is Injured Again, if You Even Care
Long ago, there was a Phillies prospect so highly touted, Ruben Amaro wouldn’t even would trade…Read More
Stop Apologizing For Domonic Brown
With each passing day, the case of Domonic Brown becomes more tantalizing, confusing and sometimes,…Read More
Dom Brown Starts Off Preseason With Resounding Statement to Jose Contreras
We seem to have our first simmering player rivalry boiling over into a full fledged attack. We don’t…Read More
Phillies Best Case/Worst Case: Outfield
Last week, we examined the possible best case and worst case scenarios for the four starters of the…Read More
Dom Brown Begins 2012 With Stance That May Look Close to Normal
“No promises,” says Gary Sheffield. Greg Gross certainly tried. He was patient. He stood…Read More
Maybe Switching Positions Will Help Dom Brown, Hope Phillies
We just talked about how refreshing and wonderful Roy Oswalt is, so let’s talk about how downtrodden…Read More
Phillies Brass Sits in Dark Room; Plots Future of Dom Brown
Where will he go? What will he do? How high will he hold his hands when he does it? Will they be…Read More
Ruben Amaro Jumps to Defend Dom Brown from All You Awful People
As we all are painfully aware, the best place to find introspective Phillies analysis is the comment…Read More
Phillies Fans Stare Expectantly at Dom Brown, Tap Watches
He wasn’t a legend immediately upon reaching the Major Leagues. He wasn’t a legend in the…Read More
All of the Sudden Injured Phillies Are Doing Things
The Phillies have decided that Domonic Brown has been shattering the confidence of Single-A pitchers…Read More
Secret Injured Phillies Club Gains Further Membership
Chase Utley, Brad Lidge, and Domonic Brown are sitting in a dark room playing poker in complete silence.…Read More
PHREAK SHOW: The Cult of Benny Fresh
Pat, the second half of The Citizens Bankers, spills his guts with some bold predictions for Ben Francisco.…Read More
Chase Utley and Domonic Brown Soon to be Surgery Buddies
Does it even count as “baseball” if Chase Utley isn’t playing it? No. The answer…Read More
Dom Brown Saga Takes Hand-Breakingly Bad Turn
“So Dom Brown broke his hand,” someone told me at a party last night. I go to a lot of…Read More
When Will People Start Buying Phillies Shirts
As you can probably tell, the TBOH staff is made up of rebellious ne’er-do-well’s. We often…Read More
















