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No One Notices All Phillies Injuries Because of How Awesome Phillies Are
For everybody whose written the words “The Phillies aren’t a World Series lock!!!” there is no greater validation than a series of horrific/stupid injuries. And at the cue of the gunshot…Read More
Philadelphia Succeeds in Voting Injured Player to All-Star Team
“Vote for me, Shane Victorino, for the All-Star team,” Shane told us, speaking directly into the camera. “Okay!” we shouted back at our televisions. Then, we ran to the internet,…Read More
Analysis of Ryan Madson’s Injury by a Furious Old Man
I’ve had hundreds of hand contusions in my day and only seven of them weren’t because I was building a chicken coop without a hammer. I once strolled to the plate with a few nails sticking…Read More
Chase Utley Being Sent Away to Live With Another Family
“It might be time to let him go somewhere, like Clearwater or something.” –Charlie Manuel, via Matt Gelb “Hey, Chuck!” Chase exclaimed, having a seat before Charlie Manuel…Read More
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